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infiltrators by inarosaurus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people.
Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat.Series
- Part 1 of Schrödinger's WAG
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30 Mar 2026
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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06 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov the Golden Boy and Shane Hollander the Asshole by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Aka 5 times Ilya is the good guy and the 1 time Shane is the bad guy 😈
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Ilya Rozanov’s acts of kindness and Shane Hollanders act of VIOLENCE (deserved)
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03 Feb 2026
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sometimes, i wish that i could freeze the picture (and save it from the funny tricks of time) by claremontfox
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Jan 2026
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Irina arrives small enough to fit against Ilya’s chest, all soft sounds and sleepless nights. Then she learns to walk. To speak. To run ahead of them without looking back.
Somewhere between first words and eighteenth birthdays, they realize there is no moment where she doesn’t belong to them, and no moment they can slow down enough to keep her small.
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25 Jan 2026
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Salt and Pepper by tooattachedtofiction
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
22 Aug 2021
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“Would it kill you to be nice?”
“Only if it guaranteed I didn’t have to deal with entitled people. Are you going to order or not?”
“Well, ordering means the conversation would be over and I’m interested in why you think I’m entitled,” he shrugged.
Pepper stared at him, trying very hard to not flip him off and walk away from the counter with the last ounce of her dignity.
(Tony and Pepper get off on the wrong foot.)
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- Part 3 of New York Brewing
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18 Jul 2023