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    “What the fuck is this?”

    “Ahhh, is where I can see all my ratings and reviews from rides I’ve given,” Ilya said, winked, “rides on my dick.”

    Shane blinked at him. “What.”

    “Is silly app,” Ilya said, turned the phone back to himself, and then clicked into Svetlana’s latest review - just the preview of it in which it showed she’d given him five stars and a tip, as well as leaving a photo - and then turned the phone back to Shane. “My friend made for me as silly present. Sometimes I share with people I fuck, and they rate me. Is funny.”

    This is a silly fic that takes itself seriously. Ilya has a app to rate him in bed, and Shane is mad, horny, and also going to fill out his ride reviews every single time with dedication and focus.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Read through chapter 10

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    “The Centaurs’ plane had to make an emergency landing.” Yuna said, her voice the same kind of gentle she reserved for bad news. “There was a fire. I haven’t gotten a hold of Ilya yet, but from what I do know, it sounds like everyone will be ok.”

    “Holy shit.” Shane leaned forward, covering his face. “Holy shit.” He breathed. His whole body was numb with panic now.
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    AU where the emergency landing was worse than the book.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    “They are so pretty. Pretty freckles on pretty boy and I want….”

    Shane can’t breathe. Holy fuck he can’t breathe, every fucking fantasy he’s had since he was seventeen is right in front of him and he doesn’t know what to do.

    “What…” licks his lips and watches as Rozanov leans forward, like he can’t help but try to be closer, “What do you want?”

    A smile, slow and wicked, sharp canines that Shane wants at his throat.

    “I told you, to be boyfriend.”

    Or: In a world where there was no CCM hookup and they're just rivals, Shane has come out as gay, and Ilya isn't going to let that opportunity pass him by.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    For a second, Ilya think he might have blacked out or misheard through the nervous flow of words. But when Shane finally meets his eyes, they are begging him to respond. Ilya swallows thickly.

    “You… you want me to fuck you? Why?”

    Shane is a nervous mess again. “I mean, it’s just an idea but…” he sighs again, seemingly hyping himself up to be brave. “I know you have experience with… men. So you could like, show me how to do stuff. And I trust you, of course. So, I wouldn’t be as nervous. And you already know that I’m a virgin, so you wouldn’t, yknow, be weirded out. It would be more casual.”

    Casual. Rightttttt.

    Or : Ilya has been in love with his best friend since they were teenagers. When Shane finally comes to terms with his sexuality, he turns to Ilya to be his first time. Ilya could never refuse.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    “Maybe he has a crush on you or something,” Hayden said when he first noticed Ilya’s interest in his best friend.

    “Jesus,” Shane responded.

    “What? Isn’t he bi?”

    “I have no idea,” Shane said, even though he knows. Ilya is charming; his sex appeal is off the roof (even he, Shane Hollander, can admit that), and Ilya constantly flirts with people- both guys and girls. That’s why the concept of Ilya Rozanov taking an interest in him is out of question; the guy is a legend on and off the ice

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    Or, the College/University AU where Ilya is the captain of the hockey team, who may or may not have a crush on Shane Hollander.

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    30 Jul 2026

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