trashedthoughts
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It's The Yeast I Could Do (OR, The Great British Bake Off House MD) by trashedthoughts
Fandoms: House M.D.
10 Sep 2025
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“No one’s here to sabotage you, House.” Wilson put his hands on his hips, his really snatched hips as the apron was tied on way too tight. “In fact I’m more worried you’re trying to sabotage someone else.”
“So you decided to stand over me and watch my exquisite baking skills whilst your cake is burning?” House questioned smugly.
Wilson paused for a second, then a painful realisation set in his face. He turned not so swiftly and ran towards his oven. Opening it clumsily, he inspected the cake in the tin. It wasn’t even half cooked yet.
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Basically if House MD suddenly decided to compete in the Great British Bake Off
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The Man in Red by Artyphex
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale decides to attend a masquerade after not seeing Crowley in fifty years, and his attention is drawn to a man dressed in red.
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21 Oct 2024
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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21 Oct 2024
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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21 Oct 2024
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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21 Oct 2024
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Detective (well, Profiler actually, not that anyone seems to care) Aziraphale Fell should have dropped his one and only Criminal Informant the moment he realized he was already falling in love with the man. Alas, he's never had good ideas regarding his self-preservation: when Anthony Crowley calls, he always comes. He will always come.
If this wasn't already very bad, his feelings are apparently reciprocated and, in the meantime, his unit has to catch the worst serial killer Washington D.C. has probably ever seen.
Crowley has no intention of leaving Aziraphale to deal with this on his own; Aziraphale has no intention of letting Crowley do something stupid just for his sake. Ah, if only love could ever be something easy.“Sometimes I wish I’d met you in a park.”
Crowley’s hands move lower, down, down until he reaches Aziraphale’s palms and intertwines their fingers. There isn’t a single chance this gesture can fall under the umbrella of ‘plausible deniability’. Though nothing about this sort of impromptu confession could.
“A park, uh? Nice.” A squeeze. “I always imagine something like a library. Or a bookshop or, not sure, whatever place is full of books.”
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02 Oct 2024