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李南枝性情十分古怪，每天要么沉郁丧气，一张嘴就跟淬了毒似的，要么一点就燃，动不动就上头爆炸。如果不是他还有一张俊美到可以载入史册的脸，恐怕不知道从小到大会挨多少打。
然而，李南枝对此毫无自觉，每天都在败坏形象的大道上不断滚翻，就像是接连不断的泥石流，轰轰烈烈、跌宕起伏，神神经经、发疯发癫——
直到他终于春心萌动，喜欢上了发小殷留的表妹，陈翦。
可惜落花有意、流水无情，女神断然拒绝、扬长而去，李南枝心碎地打开了手机前置摄像头：“不是说我这张脸很好看吗？怎么没有用。”
忽然，一个冷冰冰的声音在他的大脑里响起。
[因为你这张脸是为主角而准备，他将会在三个月后穿到你身上。]
李南枝瞪大了眼睛：“什么！？为什么！？”
[三个月后，末世降临，想办法活下来，就不会被抢走身体。]
“啊？你说什么？我这里信号不太好。”李南枝用力地拍了拍自己的头，“Pardon？”
[……]
为了不被“主角”穿越，李南枝开始三个月的物资准备和极限训练。
末世文，他懂！
可他没想到，末世里关关过、关关难，逃过了一次被杀的可能，还有下一次被杀的可能。李南枝在这场末世大逃杀里玩疯了、累惨了，往地上一坐，开始摆烂。
“算了，我这条烂命就给主角吧，我觉得他人应该也会挺不错。”
这时，殷留拿着染血的消防斧出现。
“我看你是欠揍。”
“啊啊啊啊——救命啊——！”
说明：
1.阴恻恻有点癫爱鸡娃异能者攻X又怂又癫酷爱摆烂普通体质受
殷留X李南枝
189 X 184
（主角受是真的丧，不是燃向爽文）
2.在原本的末世升级流世界中，李南枝是未能觉醒异能、即将被主角夺舍的普通人，发小殷留则是主角将会面对的最强反派。
3.没有重生，只有异能。
4.直掰弯。
殷留掰弯李南枝。感谢大家的点赞评论和打赏，每次小黄灯亮起都很很开心~嘿嘿，另外因为还没完结，大家留言问的问题如果涉及剧情我暂时不会回答（主要原因还有我害怕我一回复就忍不住疯狂大漏勺……我真的每天看着评论忍了又忍/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~），等完结了如果还有什么问题我再一一（押着殷留、拉着李南枝）回复~~
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The lizard stood itself taller. Its full body, no longer than Mihawk's forearm and hand together, tensed up. Its hissed squeal was squarely directed at his face. The sound came off angry, indignant, and most strange of all, entitled to his attention. It had one missing left limb.
"…Sir Crocodile?"
"Meep." A nod.
Well.
Undeniably, Mihawk must be going mad.
In which Mihawk must go through lizard-pet handling training, Buggy becomes an accountant, and they race after a certain Devil Fruit to get Crocodile back on two legs.
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- Part 13 of saturday one piece posting
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Buggy wanted to be an Alpha. Instead, he presents as an Omega and spends years trying to hide it, ashamed. Shanks, also an Omega, grows up cherished and protected, while Buggy learns very quickly what being an Omega means in the wrong hands. He eventually ends up at Crocodile's mercy and things only get worse when Doflamingo enters the picture.
Mihawk, mated to Shanks, steps in before it's too late.
But can they still save him?
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Crocodile is an omega, who presents himself to the world as an alpha. Unfortunately, hormone blockers don't stop him from going into heat once every 2 years. He never expected to be spending this one in a circus tent with buggy's crew and loyal followers nearby, and an alpha swordsman who is also adjusting to craving his company.
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Vampires could only exist one at a time, contrary to popular belief. They were blessed with life and only pure love could kill them.
Mihawk had been a vampire for a few decades and was bored of life. Attempts at suicide were futile and brought no results. Unaware of what could kill him, he let himself fall in love.
But life has a meaning now that hes in love.
(doomed yaoi with vampire)
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26 Mar 2026