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My Witcher Isn’t Working, Can I Get a Refund? by byronicmusings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2021
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Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.
No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.
Maybe not ever.
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You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?
Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.
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stepping forward, stepping back - the various encounters between a rookie cop turned government agent and a woman with an inordinate amount of freedom to go where she pleases.
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