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It’s not like Zoro actually wants to like the guy anyway. He’d be just as happy if the feelings faded and he wasn’t saddled with an embarrassing crush on a guy whose suit lines are straighter than his eyebrows.
Or, Sanji has to crash at Zoro's, Zoro and Sanji are pining like idiots, and Nami is an evil mastermind (no one can prove anything).
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22 Oct 2025
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“Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”
“Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”
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In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.
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21 Oct 2025
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At one end of the party, Sanji is raising a glass mixture of vodka, champagne, and Pop Rocks. He salutes the monstrosity at Usopp and promises a date-free new year. Across the apartment, Nami is dying of embarrassed, shocked, and scandalized laughter. Zoro doesn't say it, but he comes up with his own resolution: no more dating straight-but-curious men.
Wherein Zoro and Sanji are both incredibly stupid, but it gives their friends an excuse to make fun of both of them. How long can their resolutions last?
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- Part 1 of ZSZ Modern!AU
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04 Oct 2025
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“What is this, twenty fucking questions?”
“Don’t be a dick.” There’s no inflection to Zoro’s tone.
Sanji taps ash into the sea. “Sorry.”
His eyes flick down to Zoro’s hands. The swordsman is still holding his lighter, large thumb absently running over the grooves on the sparkwheel. He turns it around in his fingers. Sanji feels cold.
Previously titled “If You’ll Let Me”
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02 Oct 2025
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On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.
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20 Sep 2025