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    Despite a terrible first impression, Naruto can't help but be charmed by his new (sarcastic asshole) friend. So what if everyone keeps joking that they're actually in love? Naruto knows how to tell love and friendship apart, probably.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Sasuke is tried for the crimes he's committed against Konoha. The elders have no intention of setting him free, so he readies himself for life in prison.

    That is until a certain blond, boisterous hero jumps in and saves him by offering up the most logical solution:

    “Marriage,” Shikamaru drawled, smoke following the exhale from the pipe he’d been nursing since, well, the beginning of the trial. “You want to marry Sasuke.”

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    11 Dec 2025

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    When Sasuke's thirteen, he wakes up crying for a life lived long ago and a boy he's never met.

    When he's sixteen, he remembers the boy's name.

    When he's nineteen, he decides it's time to find him.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.

    Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Sasuke doesn’t feel at home in Konoha. Naruto decides to build him a house.

    Aka, there's nothing inherently gay about building your homie place to stay, right? Right.

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    "Hey."

    Naruto’s voice broke through the stillness, warm and bright. Sasuke turned his head slowly.

    He was standing just beyond the treeline, arms crossed, hair a mess, grinning like the idiot he was. The sunlight caught in his hair, made it gleam.

    Like the sun, Sasuke thought bitterly. Always.

    His heart stuttered. Stupid thing.

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    23 Nov 2025