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kiss my collarbone, found my archetype by uptownwarblerr5
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
10 Aug 2023
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English literature teacher Henry starts a new job, and immediately meets law teacher Alex (and in the process, becomes a little bit obsessed). Alex is a clueless bisexual disaster as per usual. Nora and Pez love their stupid friends. Zahra wants to go home.
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I'm A Sex Machine Ready To Reload by uptownwarblerr5
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
07 Dec 2018
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Roger wants to rekindle his and Brian’s sex life, but Brian is content with it the way it is. Roger decides to get handsy with Ben on the set of Bohemian Rhapsody to make Brian jealous.
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Not The Coffee Machine! by uptownwarblerr5
Fandoms: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Queen (Band)
30 Nov 2018
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There are some last minute changes to the script. Ben goes in to film the scene where Joe and Gwilym make fun of the “I’m In Love With My Car” lyrics, and much more happens than just a coffee machine being thrown. Afterwards, Ben must face up to his feelings, and honestly, just fucking get on with it.
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if you talk enough sense, then you'll lose your mind by uptownwarblerr5
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
12 Mar 2018
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Harry walked through the aisles awkwardly, scanning over the shelves for anything that caught his eye. Which was absolutely nothing. He’d been contemplating asking the green - eyed lad behind the counter for help, but he was too embarrassed. It’s his job to help. I’m sure he’s heard weirder questions, he though with a sigh. He’d just made up his mind about asking when he felt a hand on his shoulder, making him jump. He turned around, finding the aforementioned green – eyed lad from behind the counter looking at him curiously.
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the one where eggsy works in a sex shop and harry comes in on a lonely night and has no idea what he's doing
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The younger boy looked utterly defeated, and Mickey didn’t know what to do. So, he did the only thing he could think of – he wrapped his arms around Ian, pulled the redhead into his chest, and let him cry it out
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If My Wish Came True by takasugi1024
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
18 Aug 2026
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A one night stand that turns into a mutual love confession.
（The sex is explicit, but the focus is on emotional intimacy rather than high-heat smut.）
Bookmarked by uptownwarblerr5
23 Aug 2026
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A little more until it's true by queeriocheerio for CelestialBeing17
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
07 Aug 2026
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“I’m sorry,” Nora says. “I must have misheard you. Because otherwise, it sounds like you’re trying to scam a global governmental organization.”
Alex offers her a weak smile. “Yeah…no, we’re actually trying to do just that.”
Nora puts the bag down and storms over to Alex. “This is maybe one of the stupidest plans I’ve ever heard you come up with. And that’s saying something.”
“Look, I know it’s crazy,” Alex admits, “but this is really important to us.”
“It is,” Henry finally speaks up, albeit fairly quietly. “We both want this and we don’t want some technicalities to get in the way of it.”
“Yeah.” Nora pinches her forehead with her fingers. “Just some ‘technicalities’ that could astronomically screw you both over if – no, when – this falls through.”
Or, mpreg, fake dating, and tricking the government! What more could you want?
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Bookmarked by uptownwarblerr5
15 Aug 2026
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Kiss Me and I Might Drop Dead by Husbands_Wine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
11 Aug 2026
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“Come up to my room.” He’s desperate, though he’s trying his best to sound casual. He’s hoping Alex will attribute the blush on his cheeks and the shakiness of his voice to the alcohol, and not the wild, debaucherous thoughts currently creating a whirlwind in his head. “Just for one more drink.”
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Or Arthur Fox lives so the Rio Olympics meeting goes a bit better. (A lot better)
Bookmarked by uptownwarblerr5
12 Aug 2026
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Upon Closer Inspection by Lien_BE
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
02 Apr 2026
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“You’ve seen a lot of assholes, right?”
It’s a testament to both Henry’s overall composure and the dynamics of their friendship that he doesn’t spray his tea out of his mouth like a garden sprinkler at Alex’s completely unprompted question.
“If you’re referring to my dating life, I suppose the latest selection has been less than ideal,” Henry answers his roommate, who is now standing at the opposite side of the kitchen table.
OR, Alex has a request, and Henry has been able to say no to Alex precisely zero (0) times in his life.
Bookmarked by uptownwarblerr5
10 Aug 2026
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sugar on the rim by anyroomsrio, sunnyrosie for whimsyhuh
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
06 Apr 2026
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Henry shifts slightly in his seat, feeling every inch of Alex’s birthday surprise nestled between his cheeks. This is not the kind of place Henry planned to be when he shoved a plug up his ass in hopes of sealing the deal with his roommate.
Or Alex’s ex makes an appearance, and Henry gets jealous.
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- Part 1 of sweetness on our lips
Bookmarked by uptownwarblerr5
09 Aug 2026