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It all started with something the barman said, that wound its way around Billy Butcher's brain like a weed: “Have you tried fucking him? Maybe that would calm him down.”
And that is how he found himself, drunk off his arse, standing outside of Vought Tower at 3AM, cat-calling Homelander.
“Homelander...pspspsps, come ‘ere sweetheart,” Billy cooed at the sky. “Be a good boy and come to daddy...”
It was a great idea. He was sure of it.
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18 Jul 2025
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Homelander makes a deal with Kessler. Billy gets to keep his trophy for another day in the virus-ravaged America.
(AU of bad ending, Butcher and Homelander do not get separated and a whump-fueled roadtrip ensues. -- FINISHED, might add bonus chapters in the future but the main plot is wrapped up!)
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- Part 2 of retcon this
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30 May 2025
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As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
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01 Oct 2024
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The unkind reality of time travel, immortality, and fate. Or: the one where Harry ends up in Dark Ages Scotland and makes the best (read: worst) of it.
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31 Jul 2024
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In the wake of the season 4 finale, Homelander grapples with what it all means. Sage has some advice.
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22 Jul 2024
