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“Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?” The middle-aged man has an abnormally square jaw and doesn’t look or speak like he’s going to put up with any bullshit.
“Would it happen to be my “Orgasm Donor” bumper sticker?”After a night on the town, Colin Robinson offers everyone a ride home... and takes a detour or two.
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The hotel room only has two beds. Everyone seems to know why except for Guillermo.
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“Guillermo you are doing it all wrong.” Nandor hisses. “Give me that.” Snatching the book out of Guillermo’s hand, he shrugs his cape off so that it hits the tile floor unceremoniously. “Since you are clearly forgetting, I will take the liberty of showing them how it went down.”
Nandor and Guillermo try to re-enact the night they first met. Idiocy ensues, obviously.