weednutz
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- Homestuck (3)
- Life Eater (Video Game) (1)
- Breaking Bad (1)
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EQUIUS AND CALIBORN HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT IS PRETTY BAD. by weednutz
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Feb 2025
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Equius squints her eyebrows, and you growl in frustration. "WHAT NOW?"
"D--> Um
D--> Sorry
D--> It's just that you referred to it
D--> As a 'twitch'
D--> You do know that's me humping you
D--> Correct""WHAT?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN."
"D--> Like sex"
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MY FIRST QUARTER-YEARLY FANFICTION OF THE YEAR. Caliborn and (tgirl) Equius Zahhak engage in "domestic bliss" and it is never really explained where they are nor what time period they're in. They're just cuddling. And having Freaky Sex for the first time.
alswo I forgot ARquius existed im so sorrwy arquius mega-fans i lov arquius too she's beautiful and incredible and if this was arquius x caliborn i could hqve actually explained when tuis happns. Woopse
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GUYS, IS IT GAY TO JERK IT TO YOUR ONLY FRIEND WHILE HE'S BLEEDING OUT? by weednutz
Fandoms: Life Eater (Video Game)
30 Oct 2024
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Ř@!%h finds Johnny after he stabs himself. Tries to take care of him, WHOOPSY DAISIES ends up jerking off while he does so.
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Johnny's limp calves sagging against one arm, and clothed ribcage weakly sighing against the other, Ř@!%h wondered how conscious he was. At least he's breathing. Ř@!%h stepped and, glancing down at Johnny, his chest felt a jolt of shock through it as he marveled down to such a raw epitome of humanity. Johnny was beautiful, impossibly so.
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June Egbert finds Caliborn’s YAOI ART and decides to be a rational, normal human, and initiate a conversation instead of scream at Caliborn and beat him up. Perhaps it’s due to her newfound critical thinking skills brought upon by transitioning, or maybe because now that she’s a girl— there’s no internalized homophobia when she looks at caliborn’s face and swoons.
CALIBORN X JUNE IS STRAIGHT YURI BTWWWWW I DON’T MAKE THE RULESSS! God said so
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dave....what?
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yaoi
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“You’re threatening me,” House says flatly. He’s unimpressed. “And you picked him.” His free hand falls to his pocket in a subtle movement and you pray he’s using his pager to alert someone. Your assailant doesn’t seem to notice. “Poor choice.”
“House,” you try to say. Now is not the time! Quit being antagonistic for once in your fucking life, or you’ll end mine!
You’re held at knifepoint. Just another day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital!
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- Part 8 of house m.d.
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The longer he spoke, the more conflicted she felt. Henry’s points were solid. She couldn’t argue with him, because no matter how uncomfortable it made her…she couldn’t offer an alternative.
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03 Jan 2026
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experiments with the breeding of psychic assets from 1960 to 1978 by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Jun 2022
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Henry Creel is twelve years old the first time Dr. Brenner asks for a sample. It has been one year, one months, and eighteen days since the death of his mother and sister. It has been two months and three days since his number was tattooed on his arm. He can admit within the confines of his own mind that he is not sure exactly when Dr. Brenner gave up on controlling him—the human mind is a fickle thing, and the doctor’s is especially contorted, neatly pressed into pathways that twist where you least expect it, end suddenly, and sometimes redirect you entirely.
He is not afraid of it, or so he tells himself.
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31 Dec 2025
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im gonna sleep 'cause you live in my daydreams by xochitl_blossoms
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Nov 2025
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It is official. Peter Ballard, Henry Creel, 001. Has escaped Hawkins' National Laboratory.
He was indifferent to the deaths he'd caused to get this way. And though he was disappointed having to kill Eleven, it was not a detrimental loss to him.
Dr. Brenner- "Papa"- Was still alive, but he had no control over Henry any longer. He was prompt to begin to fulfill a 'normal' life (as normal as someone like Henry Creel could be), when an eccentric Spanish journalist piques his interest. -
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Toby and Andrew have just moved into their first house living together as a couple. Even though the house is a little small, the walls are bare and the neighbours are a little strange, so far the two men feel welcomed in Newcrest. But when Toby Fox wakes up one morning feeling awfully nauseous, he realises that this new life may not be so calm and normal after all.
Bookmarked by weednutz
01 Oct 2025