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There once was a butcher in Blaviken
Who longed to get his cock wet again.
By his sorceress spurned,
His passions so burned,
He fucked me and a vampire from Dillingen
-A Limerick by Dandelion(Come and taste this weird thing I cooked I think you'll like it.)
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"It's not going away."
"No, it isn't. Do you want me to help with it?" Sebastian asked with a small smile as he held Ciel close to himself. "I think I might know how to get rid of it for you, sir, if you'll allow me to." -
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Thirteen-year-old John and Sherlock are neighbors and best friends. That last part is about to change. Lots of cuddling and fluffiness <3
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The smutty bits from my Pennies and Ladders fic. To be read after chapter 5. Or by itself. You know who you are.
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The One Where Jaskier Gets Fucked By A Dragon by ChallengeAcceptedPankratz (CassLikesFic)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Mar 2020
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“Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”
“So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”
“Hm.”
“...I’m still missing something.”
“Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”
“Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”
“No, Jaskier.”
“...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”
“No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”
“He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”
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24 Jul 2024
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Geralt, beneath him, looking up at him with his black eyes glistening and his teeth bared like he wants to sink them into his throat. Breathing like he wants to tear him apart. Like he wants to be torn apart by him.
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11 Jun 2024
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“Ask for it,” he says.
“Ciel,” he says.
And I give. Not once did I even consider surrendering to anyone, not until him. Not until he has shown me what it’s like to really, truly want.
“Sebastian.” I close my eyes for a moment, take a deep breath. There’s not a hitch in my voice when I speak. “Kiss me.”
It’s a ghost of a second, a meeting of eyes, Sebastian’s fingers threading with mine on the velvet-clad carriage bench—
—and then he’s kissing me.
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Ciel and Sebastian get caught in a twisted game with each other that forces them to confront their feelings.
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02 Jun 2024
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musica universalis by flirtygaybrit
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Jan 2020
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Plagued by nightmares, scopolamine, and owls, Geralt tries simply not dreaming, while Dandelion discovers a suitable bed and a lack of time outside Regis's cottage.
Set within Baptism of Fire. Minor spoilers for plot points in the novel series.
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10 Jan 2024
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Ah, to be young. And in love. And possessed by a demon.
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20 May 2018