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    It took Aziraphale approximately five thousand nine hundred and forty-five years—give or take a few months—to fall in love. It didn’t take Crowley nearly as long.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
    “What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
    “Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
    Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    I'm not big on smut but holy shit wow

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "Endearment" (noun) - A phrase expressing affection. A word that you use to show that you love someone.

     

    Six thousand years’ worth of countless iterations of ‘you go too fast for me’ have left Crowley utterly unprepared in the face of Aziraphale’s unguarded affection.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    If anyone were to imply that Crowley is, in fact, a good person beneath it all, well, he wouldn’t take too kindly to that. A demon has his pride, you know.

    That’s why it’s so annoying and honestly quite infuriating that, after the Apocawasn’t, Aziraphale has taken to the habit of calling Crowley…. things. To his face.

    Really, he should be ashamed of himself, saying such filthy things to a demon.

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    Or, the one where Aziraphale and Crowley go on holiday together after the Not-Apocalypse, Feelings™ are expressed and Crowley gets overwhelmed by Aziraphale's tenderness.

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    06 Jun 2026