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Project Corrupt the Pure Because We’re Extra by whalesarefriendly
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Aug 2018
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okay so basically here's the tea:
Namjoon, Hoseok, Jungkook & Yoongi live together, and all of their parents are friends so they just kinda bought all their kids a shared apartment because they tend to be gone on business trips. So they're all friendos that are like kind of in an OT4 relationship (?) except it's platonic but they've definitely 'messed around' shall we say.
Anyway, Yoongi discovers that one of the guys he thirsts after in his class goes to the church that resides on his block. Yoongi & Co don't go to church because they're lazy atheists (same) but then he sees some of Jimin's friends Jin & Taehyung in passing and well.... if it gets him and his squad closer to such snaccs..
They become the non-religious janitors to the church, and while the three innocent beans are watching the sermon, the janitors try, very desperately, to coax them into rebellion.......................
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Revenge is sweet.
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- Part 15 of Smallville works
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13 Oct 2025
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Clark is a jealous bitch.
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13 Oct 2025
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he's what you want (i'm what you need) by jonghyunslisterine
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Nov 2018
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jimin needs to learn how to kiss.
word on the streets is that yoongi's a very good kisser.
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01 Aug 2023
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The thing you like most about him, is that he fucks like a madman.
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Paul Dano!Riddler my beloved <3
no outright riddler/violence in first chapter
very explicit riddler mentions in second chapter
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31 Jul 2023
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The shift in position put you in his lap, and you could feel something hard press against you. “...Are you carrying a gun?”
“No.” The Riddler gave you a dazed smile. “What do wood, steel, and I all have in common?” he asked dreamily.
“I don’t…” You flushed, a whole litany of emotions welling up in you and making you drop him. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
You go to the Riddler for information and get a whole lot more than you bargained for.
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- Part 19 of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
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10 Jul 2023