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the benefits of having no sense of shame by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
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“But—but you’re tall!” Yuji splutters, gesturing wildly at Satoru’s everything.
“What the hell does my height have to do with my dick length?”
“It doesn’t match!”
Satoru actually laughs at that. “Yuji, there’s not a single human being on the planet who actually follows the so-called ‘rules’ of proportions. I’m tall, yeah, and I have a small dick. There’s men out there who are shorter than you with dicks that would make a porn star weep. People come in all shapes and sizes, man, and that’s the beauty of humanity.”
Yuji thinks about this for moment, clearly still baffled, and then his jaw firms, expression determined, and he says, “I want proof.” -
Redeem My Life Anew by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Mass Effect Trilogy
05 Nov 2025
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Yuji's always been weird, but it's fine. He has lots of friends who love him dearly, who he loves in return. Okaan the krogan merchant, Ch'ch'kt the rachni engineer, Brute the tank-bred krogan, Kibou the revived geth, Aria T'Loak the Pirate Queen...
Well. Aria's less his friend, more his bloodthirsty auntie who trained him up specifically to be her pet gladiator. But that counts, doesn't it? At least she doesn't think he's a monster who needs to be put down, like the Alliance, nor does she think he's a disappointing failure, like Cerberus. Not that Yuji knows why Cerberus has any interest in him. He's just a normal Earthborn human. Right, Grandpa?
...Right?
(Mass Effect x Jujutsu Kaisen au)
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a halo of frozen fire by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Sep 2025
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Yuji's a firefighter with a shitass twin brother who ruined his longest relationship and subsequently swore off dating women.
Satoru's a high school teacher with a pet tortoise and generational wealth who desperately wants someone to accept all of him.
They get along so well that even their various immense amounts of trauma can't drive them apart.
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soap opera au because I want to indulge in shaking the jars I keep my boys in 8)
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And so it goes, and so it goes (and you're the only one who knows) by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Sep 2025
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self-indulgent, heavily pornographic nonsense where Yuji's an indentured servant on the Gojo estate but oops the clan head is in love with him and also there's a weirdo in the mountains who wants his cock.
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"I rename you 'Everything'." by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Sep 2025
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It's a bit difficult to readjust to life as normal if, like Gojo Satoru, your defeat at the hands of Ryomen Sukuna includes your parents acting like you can't protect yourself and your favorite student realizing he's the only living alpha more dominant than you.
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Dom Yuji using his power for evil by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Aug 2025
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Yuji is a bit of an asshole sometimes. Satoru loves that about him.
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Amidst the chaos of the Reaper War, Garrus and Shepard take the simplest legal step to solve one of Shepard’s problems: having no next of kin. A quiet registry office marriage. No fanfare, just enough to satisfy the bureaucracy.
They want no fuss. No photos, no suits, just one witness. So naturally, the entire Normandy knows.
Set during Mass Effect 3.
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12 Jun 2025
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Jealousy Jealousy by MossterUndertheBed
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Mar 2025
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A harsh gust of wind cuts straight through his uniform, loud in his ears, and Yuuji shivers, burying the bottom half of his face in the collar of his hoodie, seeking warmth.
There’s a pointed tap on his shoulder, and he whirls around, a delighted, “Gojo-sensei,” already rolling off the tip of his tongue. Except, it’s not Gojo-sensei. A man stands in front of him with a chagrined smile, brown hair gelled neatly back and curly beard trimmed close to his chin.
“Oh, hello,” Yuuji says in surprise. “Can I help you?”
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03 Mar 2025
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Pawprint Problems by MossterUndertheBed for accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Jan 2025
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It was supposed to be an easy mission.
Key word there being ‘supposed.’
And it was supposed to be an easy mission, really.
That does not change the fact that he and Gojo-sensei are both cats.
Bookmarked by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
13 Jan 2025
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for granted, in vain, i took everything i ever cared about by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Mar 2025
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There’s no regret tainting Yuuji’s voice when he says, “Satoru kissed me.”
He sounds quietly happy when he compresses days’ worth of flesh hunger into a few words. And he seems genuinely apologetic when he turns around and looks Satoru right in the eye to say, “This is pretty weird, isn’t it? Sorry, Gojou-sensei.”
Yuuji, Satoru realizes, has a peculiar way of hiding his pain.
He thinks of this boy in that crematorium in Sendai, carefully picking up his grandfather’s bones with a strong, dry gaze. The lack of grief was not for a lack of love; even Satoru could tell that much. He figured out a while later, watching Yuuji grin wide while his newly regrown heart thumped in his chest, that the lack of pain wasn’t a lack at all. It was just tucked away quietly somewhere Satoru couldn’t see or reach.
It’s strange to look at Yuuji’s awkward smile and know with bone-deep certainty that the seventeen-year-old ghost who sunk his teeth into his heart is now one such quiet grief.
Satoru navigates the aftermath of an accidental de-aging incident that led to his own teen self romancing and bedding his favorite student. Meanwhile, October 31st creeps closer.
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13 Nov 2024
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i’ll open my eyes (and see that it's you) by lainebee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Feb 2025
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Itadori Yuji has been having the same recurring nightmare since he was fifteen years old. In it, he watches a man get cut in half at the waist and die. He’s never seen the man’s face, but he knows it’s always the same man. He’s never met the man before, but he wakes up crying over his death every time.
Ten years on and finally at the end of his rope over how much the nightmare has been affecting his personal life, Yuji accepts a referral from his psychiatrist for a highly expensive but nationally recognised dream therapist.
And this is where our love story begins—if it ever really ended, at all.
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Bookmarked by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
21 Sep 2024