9 Works by what_a_dork_fish
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the benefits of having no sense of shame by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
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“But—but you’re tall!” Yuji splutters, gesturing wildly at Satoru’s everything.
“What the hell does my height have to do with my dick length?”
“It doesn’t match!”
Satoru actually laughs at that. “Yuji, there’s not a single human being on the planet who actually follows the so-called ‘rules’ of proportions. I’m tall, yeah, and I have a small dick. There’s men out there who are shorter than you with dicks that would make a porn star weep. People come in all shapes and sizes, man, and that’s the beauty of humanity.”
Yuji thinks about this for moment, clearly still baffled, and then his jaw firms, expression determined, and he says, “I want proof.” -
Redeem My Life Anew by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Mass Effect Trilogy
05 Nov 2025
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Yuji's always been weird, but it's fine. He has lots of friends who love him dearly, who he loves in return. Okaan the krogan merchant, Ch'ch'kt the rachni engineer, Brute the tank-bred krogan, Kibou the revived geth, Aria T'Loak the Pirate Queen...
Well. Aria's less his friend, more his bloodthirsty auntie who trained him up specifically to be her pet gladiator. But that counts, doesn't it? At least she doesn't think he's a monster who needs to be put down, like the Alliance, nor does she think he's a disappointing failure, like Cerberus. Not that Yuji knows why Cerberus has any interest in him. He's just a normal Earthborn human. Right, Grandpa?
...Right?
(Mass Effect x Jujutsu Kaisen au)
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a halo of frozen fire by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Sep 2025
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Yuji's a firefighter with a shitass twin brother who ruined his longest relationship and subsequently swore off dating women.
Satoru's a high school teacher with a pet tortoise and generational wealth who desperately wants someone to accept all of him.
They get along so well that even their various immense amounts of trauma can't drive them apart.
OR
soap opera au because I want to indulge in shaking the jars I keep my boys in 8)
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And so it goes, and so it goes (and you're the only one who knows) by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Sep 2025
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self-indulgent, heavily pornographic nonsense where Yuji's an indentured servant on the Gojo estate but oops the clan head is in love with him and also there's a weirdo in the mountains who wants his cock.
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"I rename you 'Everything'." by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Sep 2025
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It's a bit difficult to readjust to life as normal if, like Gojo Satoru, your defeat at the hands of Ryomen Sukuna includes your parents acting like you can't protect yourself and your favorite student realizing he's the only living alpha more dominant than you.
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I Always Liked To Play With Fire by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Aug 2025
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"You know I could destroy this in a blink, right?" Satoru asks dryly, tugging on the heavy collar around his neck.
Yuji rolls his eyes. "Yeah, but that would make you a bad boy,” he points out. “Do you wanna be a bad boy or a good boy?"
Fuck it's so unfair what that does to his insides. "I—I'll be good."
“Then you gotta keep the collar on,” Yuji says, with just a hint of condescension. “I can’t trust you off-leash, sensei.”
Satoru would very much enjoy talking back, but he also will very much enjoy his treat for being good today. So he keeps quiet and hopes he won’t get an erection at a bad time.
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- Part 2 of Dom Yuji using his power for evil
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of all the gods who kneel to me, I worship only you by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Jul 2025
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Here. Here, the Guide was here, in this house. He slapped his palm clumsily against the doorbell. Too loud. He could hear it from outside the door.
The door opened. The Guide stood there.
The Guide… was a tiny child.
He made a small, desolated noise and mumbled, “But you’re a baby,” before he fainted.~
There's a very special child in Sendai, with a habit of giving away bits of his heart to anyone who needs his help, because he was never taught how to heed his own limits.
There's a very dangerous man in Tokyo, with a habit of breaking the people he loves most, because he never learned how to be gentle when holding fragile things.
There's a very tired doctor trying to keep them both alive and sane while they grow the fuck up.
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Unstoppable, Legendary Animal by accumulations_of_little_despairs (what_a_dork_fish)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Jul 2025
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Gojo Satoru has never been a saint, but that doesn't mean he intended to steal his favorite student's vibrator after giving him a good show.
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- Part 1 of Dom Yuji using his power for evil
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a krannt to all sentient beings by Egg Gremlin (what_a_dork_fish) for Noraboku
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
25 Jun 2025
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"He wants to kill.
He wants to rip and tear and destroy.
He wants to howl at the moons and burn the galaxy to ash.
But he is krogan, and he understands that she died properly and gloriously, securing victory for them all. So he does not break beneath this new sensation. He does not give in to the urge to commit violence—so like those awful days before he became Clan Urdnot, and yet so terribly not.
Wrex is a good leader. He sees the storm brewing, and says, “You will be our emissary to her funeral, Grunt. She was your krannt.”