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    No decorum. No morals. No inhibitions.

    Commander Victoria 'Vikky' Shepard has never, will never, and could never be described as selfless by those who truly knows about her. The lest of things and people she cares about is low. There's far more to her than the public image.

    Vikky gets what she wants.

    Always.

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    OR: ME rewrite that loosely follows the story but is used to write smut. Contents page in chapter 1 summary.

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    21/?
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    40
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    One minute, you're doing your nth run of the Mass Effect trilogy in your pajamas, the next ... You're waking up in that same universe, which wasn't on your bucket list.

    What was fiction five minutes ago is now terrifyingly real. You’re expected to function as Earthborn Commander Shepard, morally gray and questionable coping skills.

    Your only consistent backup? A chow-chow-shaped mech dog named Sebastian who silently judges your every questionable life choice.

    Knowing what’s coming doesn’t make it easier. The choices still hurt. People still die. And the weight of saving the galaxy hits different when you’re the one holding the gun.

    You’re holding it together with duct tape, caffeine, and pure spite.

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    47/?
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    10,414
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    His legs were still aching from therapy, from walking, but the pain was grounding. The galaxy finally started to shift back in place. Two years of ghosts, of pain, and finally—here. In the pilot seat of the new ship. The fact that they were technically under the command of a terrorist organization? With Shepard back—figures.

    But Joker isn’t just watching anymore. He is reclaiming his life, piece by piece, wondering if he can stop Shepard before she tears herself down.

    This is a Star Decay AU (featuring original Karpyshyn story), so far following the original ME2 canon.

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    25/?
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    29
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    19
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    7
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    614
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    Knowing how many lives would be extinguished by her choice was a heavy burden, but it was one she was willing to bear for the remaining moments of her life. Shepard had chosen to destroy the Reapers and leave the woman she loved without ever telling the thief her true feelings. It seemed too late now, but sometimes one journey must end for another to begin.

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    80,840
    Chapters:
    9/25
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    28
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    843
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    Over ten years have passed since the Reaper War, and life is very different for Faith Shepard-Alenko and her husband, Kaidan.

    A trip to the Phoenix System throws their perfect life into upheaval, and Kaidan is sent on a journey he is ill-prepared for.

    Set ten years after the events of

     

    Phoenix Rising (Book One)

     

    From The Ashes (Book Two)

     

    Eternal Embers (Book Three)

     

    SPOILERS FROM THESE STORIES WITHIN!

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    46
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    15
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    2
    Hits:
    624
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    In an alternate universe, a very different humanity ascended to the stars. Eager to learn more about them, one asari Matriarch sets up a "cultural exchange" program to better understand this mysterious new species...

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    9,128
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Commander Frankie Shepard has only recently returned from death, and she had blessedly forgotten about the existence of Conrad Verner. Until she runs into him making trouble in her name (as if she needs his help with that.)

    Her attempt to show him that being a Spectre isn't all it's cracked up to be goes sideways, because, of course it does.

    "Yes, Commander," EDI's made-in-a-lab-to-be pleasing voice filled her ears. "Cross-referencing feeds with available port layouts and your geo-location now."

    Boom!

    Frankie nearly jumped out of her skin. One of the mercenaries she had been watching through her scope fell forward and didn't get back up. "Conrad?" she inhaled.

    "Yeah, Shepard?"

    "Did you just shoot that merc?"

    "Yes!"

    Frankie was beginning to suspect that while he had the enthusiasm of a golden retriever, he also had the intelligence of an empty fucking walnut shell.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    66
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    Amidst the chaos of the Reaper War, Garrus and Shepard take the simplest legal step to solve one of Shepard’s problems: having no next of kin. A quiet registry office marriage. No fanfare, just enough to satisfy the bureaucracy.

    They want no fuss. No photos, no suits, just one witness. So naturally, the entire Normandy knows.

    Set during Mass Effect 3.

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    1/2
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    Jex Shepard takes Steve Cortez out on a date and things go awry when Conrad Verner shows up.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    Post-war, Laiel Sparatus is living the high life. It would be a shame if someone showed up to change that...

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    22
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    3
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    Everyone cuts loose at the party. Yes, THAT party. What, you were expecting something else?

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    1/1
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    14
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    38
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    1
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    Conrad Verner wakes up next to Major Kaidan Alenko and Commander Jane Shepard.

    At first, he thinks it was a dream, but it becomes all too clear that something happened.

    NSFW content ahead.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    36
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    As the rescue team carries survivors from the debris, a tight fist clutches inside Miranda's chest. They were trapped in the Sol System, surrounded by devastation, and she wasn't sure how to fix it. Searching for her place in the chaos, Shepard and Kasumi help broaden her horizon, leading Miranda to the purpose she struggled to find. Hope is restored. And a promise is made.

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    "This moment, right now - it’s all I have."

    A tale of the missing moments in Shepard and Thane's time together through each others' eyes. A deep-dive character study of Thane through the eyes of many. An exploration of Shepard and Thane's evolving love for each other, and of Shepard's grief and trauma. The return of Thane to Kalahira's seas with the full recognition and remembrance he deserves.
    An ouroboros through which Thane and Shepard can live again and again.

    This work was a labour of love for me, and I hope that it may bring closure and meaning to others, too.

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    210,314
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3,649
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    A kaleidoscope of options this year, with multiple ships and fandoms getting their kink on all month long.

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    27,889
    Chapters:
    12/31
    Comments:
    1
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3,932
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    Lauren Shepard was raised in an orphanage on the Citadel. When she turned twelve, she ran away from said orphanage, thinking that living on the streets would be better.

    It wasn’t.

    That is, until someone took notice of her, and invited her back to the Xirid District Reds: a gang that operated primarily in the Xirid District on the Bachjret Ward of the Citadel. Their specialty: drug dealing, armed robbery, kidnapping, extortion, and theft.

    Curt Weisman, the leader of her particular group, took interest in her and became her on-again/off-again boyfriend soon after she joined the gang. Curt taught her the ropes, both in the art of theft and sex, toxic as it may be.

    Early on, Lauren had quite a few arrests on her record, all by one particular cop. Now at nineteen, Lauren has improved her thieving abilities throughout the years, until she is once again taken into custody by Citadel Security.

    (tags will update as I add chapters)

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    6
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    17
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    4
    Hits:
    2,492
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    Conrad Verner's talents have been requested. A group of plucky scientists need him - the one, the only, Dr. Conrad Verner - for the most important mission the galaxy has ever known.

    A mission...to save Christmas.

    Or, at least, that's what Conrad thinks is happening. [COMPLETE]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    11
    Hits:
    85
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    Odds and ends of Commander Jane Shepard's Conquests around the galaxy, told from her point of view as the red-haired big-dicked soldier goes across the Milky Way

    Originally Written In 2020

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    English
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    21,522
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Kudos:
    27
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    15
    Hits:
    5,754
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    During the events of Mass Effect 1, Conrad Verner starts up a WeeView channel. What starts out as a fangirl-for-Shepard channel turns into something much else during the events of Saren and the Geth's invasion of the Citadel.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    146

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