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imprisoned by precarious, nearly malevolent, bookshelves by whatcaniwriteinthis for Inky_fwog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Dec 2025
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mumbo and grian and his maze of a starter base
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[podfic] the branches of other lives by whatcaniwriteinthis for pezzax
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Dec 2025
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“Sorcery?” Namjoon said. “Magic?”
“Explosions sound cool,” Jungkook said from where he was perched uncomfortably on the couch, and Namjoon crossed his arms at him. “Right, explosions bad, magic not real.”
“What do you mean, not real?” Yoongi asked. He looked at Namjoon’s crossed arms. “And where are your wedding rings?”
“Wedding rings?” Jungkook and Namjoon asked in shocked unison.
“Oh, shit,” Yoongi said.
[podfic of "the branches of other lives" by celli]
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loose bolt of a complete machine by whatcaniwriteinthis for Odaigahara
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Dec 2025
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Why had no one told him how handsome Solidarity is?
or: the heros tango tek and solidarity meet for the first time
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From the Desk of Mumbo K. Jumbo by whatcaniwriteinthis for thunderdone
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Dec 2025
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A pile of papers scattered across a desk. Would you like to take a closer look?
[a multimedia work about the Boatem office place]
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take all your time i can get by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2025
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But this is Jimmy.
Jimmy’s different.or: a moment together in san diego
[RPF]
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picture your face (i wanna touch you) by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2025
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alone in his hotel room, on an internet deepdive, jimmy finds a surprising photo of tango
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- Part 5 of footballers au
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[podfic] there's no place like my room by whatcaniwriteinthis for travvymybeloved
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Sep 2025
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[original summary] Etho had clearly meant his comment as a joke. But Joel can't stop thinking about it, and he can't keep closing tabs before they can load.
or; boat boys practice kissing
[or or: a podfic of there's no place like my room by justlukahere]
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[podfic] sunk cost fallacy by whatcaniwriteinthis for muriers
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Sep 2025
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[original summary] sunk cost fallacy — a greater tendency to continue an endeavor once an investment in money, effort, or time has been made
[podfic of sunk cost fallacy by wigglyink]
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summer sun and her best friends by whatcaniwriteinthis for dim_paper_lanterns
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
31 Aug 2025
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It's a little strange to have the summer vibes (sandwiches slapped together during breakfast and wrapped in napkins, too-big T-shirt on over her swimsuit, the three of them laughing on their way down to the beach) when Camp is decidedly not in summer mode anymore. But Annabeth is happy to make the most of their time here, and the bright summer sun making a reappearance.
or: beach day for annabeth, grover, and percy
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the plants at pearl's base have something new
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everything, everything'll be just fine by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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“It’s a dog.” Tango says, like an asshole. Too late, he remembers the dog’s powers, a little too similar to Jimmy’s own.
“Yeah, and he’s not even a very good one.” Jimmy sighs. “But he’s out there alone. And he’s probably scared.”or: jimmy has learned something about his parents. tango has opinions about punk rock.
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- Part 2 of i'm a punk rocker yes i am
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got me wide-eyed this time by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Aug 2025
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When he thinks of Jimmy—and he does a lot—Tango is excited to see him, the familiar thrum of energy in his stomach. He’s not thinking about what Jimmy’s going to be wearing—until he’s confronted with it.
And now…well, he’s grown into himself to say the least.or: tango has Feelings about jimmy bringing back the captain america suit
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And yet, having Jimmy now, Tango can barely remember how it felt to walk free.
or: tango, and summoning a warden for his soulmate
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Tango remembers, though he’s probably the only one, when Jimmy Kent first appeared in his life.
or: tango tek, reporter for the daily planet and man with the worst timing on earth, has a realization while his city is torn in half
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- Part 1 of i'm a punk rocker yes i am
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sun in my eyes (but i'm not squinting) by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jun 2025
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tango is a blacksmith's apprentice, who can't even fly, and jimmy is the most beautiful dragon rider on the island, who smiles like the first ray of sunlight after a long grey winter
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heaven's here (it's right where you're standing) by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 May 2025
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Jimmy shrugs, “Tango says he can say no to me.” He says simply, in a tone that promises many horrifying, beautiful things in Tango’s future.
or: We Don't Talk About Skizz During Sex
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trick shot by whatcaniwriteinthis for wishfulstinking
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Apr 2025
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Jimmy needs to get out of here. He’ll go run his conditioning miles in Alaska, as long as he doesn't have to look Tango in the eye after this.
or: Oli had a YouTuber phase and now it's back to haunt Jimmy.
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- Part 4 of footballers au
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now i'm such a puppy when you hold me by cutiepiebear, whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
09 Apr 2025
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Soobin can’t help that he enjoyed getting thrown around by his bandmate who was way shorter than him. He’s just a guy with the needs of some kind of perverted caveman. One of those needs happens to be getting manhandled. The other was getting fucked hard by Taehyun. And if he couldn't get one satisfied, he might as well try to get the other.
or: the 3 times soobin got taehyun to throw him down + the 1 time he finally gets dicked down
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[collage] loyalty is a lot to ask (of a weapon) by whatcaniwriteinthis for braveyoungcowboys
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Apr 2025
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Not Dream. Not a stranger, not the hero in a tale. George loves his ghost.
“Oh.” XD says, and it is bittersweet. Pleased, and devastated.or: george and xd and the love that shaped a god
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the worst part of being a goalie by whatcaniwriteinthis for justlukahere
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Apr 2025
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There should be something in the ancient dusty rulebooks at FIFA against this bullshit.
This bullshit being the worst part of being a goalie, at least to Joel: having to watch Jimmy flirt with some old reporter—on national television.or: jimmy can't finish off the pitch.
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- Part 3 of footballers au