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    The steady, persistent pressure of Rozanov’s thick cock sinking into him is unlike anything Shane has ever felt before. He feels impossibly full, impossibly exposed, but more than that, he feels good.

    Fuck, it’s good.

    It’s so good that he forgets to feel awkward as he begins to rock back into Rozanov’s thrusts. He forgets to feel ashamed as Rozanov draws sounds out of him he didn’t even know he was capable of making. As Rozanov drives him out of his mind and deep into his own body, holds him there, forces him to feel everything and think nothing at all—

    Shane forgets to feel anything but good.

    (In which Shane has a dirty fantasy, and Ilya runs with it.)
     



    “Ah,” Ilya says softly, brushing a finger along the column of Shane’s throat. “Is that what you want, Hollander? To be humiliated?”

    “Yes,” Shane says, the word a guttural moan. “No? I don’t know. Maybe. Fuck.”

    “To be put to good use? To be told what to do?”

    “Yes,” Shane gasps, relieved to be asked a simpler question. “That’s what I want.”

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    25 May 2026

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    It had been uncovered in 2007 that players were getting cursed with pussies by fans of opposing teams. It was an issue.

    Shane knows that it’s a thing that happens sometimes.

    He just never thought it would happen to him. 

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    Author read two 'cursed with a temporary pussy Shane' fics and HAD to write one for herself.

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    25 May 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    05 May 2026

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    “You’re very pretty when you cry.”

    “Oh my god,” Shane breathes, squirming, but Ilya holds him tight until he looks back at him. “After all of that, that’s all you have to say?”

    “I’m sorry,” he says, voice low and honest. “But you are.”

    “You’re sleeping on the sofa.”

    “No, I still have to make it up to you.”

    Shane’s nostrils flare, but in the way they do just before he smiles. “Do you do this to every man you’re trying to seduce? Make them cry?”

    Ilya hums, amused, and lets his face drift close to Shane’s again. “Just you.”

    Or: Ilya doesn't let Shane walk away after his offer to let Shane "explore sex beyond Ilya," (pg. 217 of TLG).

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    04 May 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    01 May 2026