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- Blue Bloods (TV) (27)
- Doctor Who (2005) (6)
- RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF (3)
- Torchwood (1)
- Beauty and the Beast (2017) (1)
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Guess Who's Back Bitches! by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
14 Apr 2025
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An alternate version of Vanjie's entrance in season 11, episode 1. Also added a little Branjie flirting into the mix, just because. ;)
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Bookworms and Roses by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, Beauty and the Beast (2017)
09 Aug 2024
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Trixie Mattel feels alone in the village of Villeneuve, except for her adoptive mom, Laganja. When her mom is imprisoned by a mysterious monster, Trixie sacrifices her own life for her family, but at what cost, and is her captor a real Beast, or a hopeless trapped soul?
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- Part 1 of I Like To Watch/Write Movies
- Part 1 of Bookworms and Roses
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Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous? by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs) for dollrio
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
26 Jul 2024
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Prompt: branjie as gfs but make it freaky friday aka they wake up in each other's bodies??
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- Part 2 of I Like To Watch/Write Movies
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The Doctor opens up about life with his past companions and how much they did influence his life the last 60+ years.
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A short drabble of the Doctor reminiscing about the last 60 years leading into "The Star Beast". Happy anniversary Doctor Who!
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I Like To Watch/Write Movies by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
09 Aug 2024
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Movies infused with some of my favorite Drag Race Queens. There will be at least four stories in total.
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A bunch of Jamko fics. The title comes from two lines in their vows from 8x22.
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Letters of advice and encouragement to Jamie and Eddie on their big day.
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Bookworms and Roses by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
09 Aug 2024
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A Beauty and The Beast AU featuring some of my favorite Drag Race contestants.📕🌹
A 2-part Series based on the 1991 and 2017 films with all original rights belong to the Walt Disney Company. 🐭
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Some AU views and missing scenes on certain season 9 episodes. Most (not all) written before the episodes air.
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- 14,317
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Jinkx and Dela Holiday Baking by Wildpansy
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, Jinkx and Dela Holiday Show
25 Nov 2025
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Jinkx goes over to her friend Dela's house before Christmas. Dela is baking cookies, friendship turns kinky and the kitchen heats up.
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
25 Nov 2025
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She was born to be a star. Only one thing remained - to win Drag Race. But what happens when a rival appears on her path to glory - talented, determined... and the one she falls in love with?
In a world where victory is worth more than feelings, she must make the impossible choice: between the dream she's lived for and the one who makes her heart race.
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
23 Nov 2025
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When Sparks Take Over by Saiphl
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race UK RPF, RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
22 Nov 2025
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Two rival teams, two women with a secret, and six months to create a campaign to remember.
Paige and Bones are leads to the teams commissioned to create the release of what seems to be the movie of the year; they have six months to pull a global strategy and resolve their tensions.
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The silence stretched—thick, charged, almost unbearable.
Then Paige spoke, voice steady. “Sounds… exciting.”
Bones followed, cool and even. “Let’s make it unforgettable.”
Christine nodded, satisfied. Kyran grinned like a kid in a sweet shop, Jackie offering a polite smile that didn’t hide her anticipation.
“Excellent,” Christine said, rising. “I expect professionalism. I expect synergy. And above all, I expect results.”
The directors swept out, leaving the two leads standing in the echo of their own thoughts.
Paige exhaled slowly, turning toward the door. Bones did the same.
Two women walking side by side, down the glass corridor that suddenly felt like a death row.Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
22 Nov 2025
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“Is that who he just called for?”. Trixie checks, receives a singular, brisk nod in response.
“Katya, yeah”.
Lifting her head, Trixie diverts her gaze to the doorway, watches the short haired blonde bound into the room, with Dylan - the quieter of the twins - hot on her heels.
She’s short, is the first thing that Trixie notices. Shorter than Raina and shorter than herself, though taller than Dylan who Trixie’s deemed to be a little over five foot, by now. The shoes that she’s wearing don’t help the matter, she notes. They’re platform-less, unflattering suede brogues that Trixie would have preferred that the world collectively left in the 70’s, despite matching the remainder of her attire relatively well.
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Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
15 Nov 2025
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His Noah - or: Two men and a baby
"Gave him his pacifier, tried dancing, telling jokes, singing…" Jose plops down on the couch beside them, looking completely exhausted.
"Singing? No wonder you're crying, little man," Brock tells the baby.
"Hey, watch it, bitch!"Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
15 Nov 2025