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    "Before they’d crammed him into a claustrophobic little compartment on a ship bound for the Alpha Centauri star system, they’d told Jake not to expect to dream. That the six year journey would pass in a flash. He’d close his eyes and just like that he’d be there. As the dim blue light brightens around him, coaxing him into wakefulness, and the rhythmic beeping of the monitoring equipment breaks the silence, Jake finds that has not been his experience. "

    Armed with visions of the future Jake sets out to right great wrongs, and reclaim his life.

    (All finished chapters are posted. I don't have the patience for an update schedule so new chapters are posted as soon as they're completed.)

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    First Order Enterprises profits on war mongering, but that's really none of your business. As long as you keep your head down as secretary to Mr. Ren, you can continue collecting paychecks in blissful ignorance. Unfortunately, your perplexing boss has other plans in store - none of which involve peace or quiet.

    This is the Friends meets Devil Wears Prada fic nobody asked for.

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    Now with added peeks into life after marriage!

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    05 Mar 2025

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    You fall asleep in a "mystery spot" boutique hotel in Manhattan and wake up in the Supreme Leader's private quarters aboard the Finalizer.

    You know nothing of him or the First Order. Why is he so intent on keeping his secrets?

    A big-ol'-softy-Kylo story.

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    02 Mar 2025

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    29 Nov 2024