7 Works by whichwitch79
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A Horse with No Name by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2024
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Agnes Nutter has lived in Eden Springs almost her entire life, and two weeks ago, she died quietly in her sleep. She left behind Starfall Ranch, and a will with some rather... interesting bequests. Anthony Crowley, a low-on-the-ladder lawyer from Boston, is suddenly charged with executing this will, and is explicitly requested to make a journey to Eden Springs to read it to the town. He's not happy about it, but there is a bonus, and he needs the money, so he goes. Aziraphale Fell, Eden Springs native, only ever wanted a quiet life away from his power-hungry family, where he could content himself with the people he likes best, horses, and his books. Now, after nearly twenty years working Starfall's land and raising prize-winning livestock, Aziraphale finds himself at a loss of what to do when a scowling city-slicker strolls in to potentially take it all away.
When the will is read, nobody is more surprised than Crowley to find out that not only is Starfall being left to not to Aziraphale, but to HIM.
Can our boys set aside their differences long enough to fall in love? Or perhaps even... name a horse? -
Getting Out There by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
29 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale is a legal professor at the end of his medical leave post-car crash, and terrified of leaving his apartment. The university has allowed him to do zoom lectures to ease back in, but the pressure from administration to go back to in-person teaching is growing. Fortunately, Anathema is meddlesome and knows a guy. Enter Crowley, occupational therapist with a special set of skills and a bunch of baggage. Romance and shenanigans ensue.
Inspired by art/writing prompt from Gleafer! https://www.tumblr.com/gleafer
original prompt: "Mr. Fell is a highly intelligent legal professor who suffers from agoraphobia following a car accident. Luckily, his neighbor has a special 'skill set' to channel all that anxiety. Mr. Fell hires him IMMEDIATELY."This lil story will probably end up being ~5ish chapters, update sched tbd/when I can. Hope you enjoy!
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Best of Times, Worst of Times by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2024
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Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale meet in 1918 on opposite sides of enemy lines. Crowley fights for the Germans, Aziraphale for the British. They both realize they don't actually want to fight in a war they both consider to be highly unnecessary, and join forces. Throughout the war, the two of themwind up cracking codes for the British, dabbling in some light espionage, and (of course), falling in love. The war ends, and things fall apart when a death in the family forces Aziraphale to consider his life, and unfortunately those considerations don't include Crowley. Ten years later, Crowley is a private detective in New York City--he's carved a life for himself here, and is doing a great (read: terrible) job of forgetting a certain wartime romance. He certainly wasn't expecting a certain angel to show up on his doorstep unannounced. Can our boys solve crime together like the good ol days, and heal ten years of pining?
tldr: ineffable husbands become unlikely allies during ww1, break up, and reunite in the roaring twenties
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Happy Fuckmas to All, and to All a Good Night by whichwitch79
Fandoms: DR. SEUSS - Works, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, The Christmas Chronicles (Movies), Kurt Russell - Fandom, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The Grinch (2018)
21 Feb 2023
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Mayor Ned McDodd is happy enough in his marriage. Everyone tells him he hit the jackpot. He likes his job too--he's the Mayor of Whoville, for Grinch's sake. It's a little stressful around Christmas, sure, but shouldn't seeing the holiday joy on everyone in Whoville's faces be enough? Shouldn't it? If only his Christmas wish could be granted. He's had the same wish since he was 11. Please Santa, can't you see the Mayor's been ever so good this year?
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- English
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Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber have loved one another since the beginning. One day, their longing overpowers them and they make sweet, sweet vegetable love. But.... whose kitchen do they live in? And why does she need a last minute dildo? In today's story, we ponder the question, if God is real, why would he separate two such lovers?
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A Monster is Only as Good as Their Best Scare by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Monsters Inc. (Movies)
28 Sep 2022
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Roz has been around the block. Several times. And for certain coworkers, is the best part of their week. But new employee Mike Wazowski has no idea just how much he's going to enjoy his new supervisor...
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Catch a Tiger by the Hoe by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (Movies - Burton), Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (Comics)
18 Aug 2022
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The White Rabbit is late... again. But Tony doesn't have the patience to wait for his next "meal"...