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Bits of Rock and Dust by PurpleSugarQuills for RoseHarperMaxwell
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2021
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Draco Malfoy doesn’t even like Hermione Granger. Her winning him over had nothing to do with dinners by candlelight, gifts of priceless heirloom jewelry, or whispered affections. She just kept barreling into his office again and again. If he thought about it—which he had, often—there wasn’t ever a chance he’d fall for anyone else.
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06 Apr 2024
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A missing (Possibly abducted) cat.
An Auror concerned about the potential for feline gang warfare.
Dinner plans ruined, and herb bushes destroyed.Alternatively: Crookshanks doesn't show up for breakfast and all the men in Hermione's life seem to lose their collective minds, and embark on a farfetched 'rescue' attempt.
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17 Mar 2024
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Severus Snape attempts to alleviate the indignity and aggravation of living in a tent with Hermione Granger by throwing his godson into the breach.
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17 Mar 2024
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A Day At The Beach by ohthedrarry (morosefloweret)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2023
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Hermione knew what she was doing. The moment she arrived back home from uni, she’d called up Ginny and gotten straight into her beaten-up sedan in search of the perfect swimsuit to torture Draco in all summer.
Orange had never been her color per se, but this particular bikini fit her body in all of the right places and left little to the imagination. Good. She would need it if she were going to drive Draco mad and break through whatever “I’m your (step)brother” façade he would attempt to erect.
It turned out that seducing someone you’d known most of your life, who you’d once shared a bunkbed with, was apparently a thing of fiction. But, she was Hermione Granger, and her step-father hadn’t raised a quitter. Or someone who took no for an answer.
Or: The one in which Draco and Hermione go to the beach on vacation with their parents.
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21 Jun 2023
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How to Take Care of Your Hermione Granger by acidyves
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2022
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Draco Malfoy's guide to taking care of Hermione Granger.
Originally posted here: https://twitter.com/acidyves/status/1539846702651547648
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20 Nov 2022