5 Works by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
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tie you up and let you understand by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat) for Poledragon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Aug 2022
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Wade looked at the text on his phone again. Taken at face value, it might seem innocuous. A street crossing near NYU, followed by the words ‘behind the bakery’. The problem was, Wade had no idea who had sent it.
{It might be a trap.}
(It’s definitely a trap. The only question is if we’re going to go anyway.)
Of course we’re going anyway. What are they gonna do, kill me?
Series
- Part 8 of Battleship 2022
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Dangerous Wild Child by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Oct 2021
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“For the record, you kidnapped me so I could help you with your homework,” Wade stated.
“Um, yes?” The kid looked briefly sheepish. “I’ll owe you a lot. Will you help?”
Peter is chaos. Wade is in love.
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I give hell my worst by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Feb 2021
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“Stop sulking,” MJ ordered, tugging the skull out of Peter’s hands.
“He didn’t really love me. None of them ever love me,” Peter said glumly.
“Hey,” he protested when MJ tossed the skull further into Peter’s memorial cave. “You’ll get them mixed up.”
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Peter keeps accidentally drowning his boyfriends. Luckily, ye un-killable pirate Wade Wilson is made of stronger stuff.
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Tell Me No Lies by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Jan 2021
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Sometimes having a secret identity is hard. It interferes with relationships and means Peter always had some level of distance from just about everyone in his life. Usually he didn’t think about it while he was at the grocery store though. He glanced around. Surely he would hear anyone who was coming with enough time to not get caught if he shot out a quick web and pulled down the jar of fancy spaghetti sauce that was mocking him from the top shelf.
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Five times Peter asks Wade a question and one time Wade has a question of his own.
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My Home for All Seasons by astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Dec 2020
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He pulled up short in the doorway when he saw a kid crawling through the window after a battered backpack he had clearly just dropped on the floor. Wade tilted his head, and watched his burglar glance around the room, seeming completely unfazed by the small arsenal scattered over the dresser and nightstand. He was slender, with messy brown hair that made him look like he had recently been thoroughly fucked. At least he was wearing a mask. Definitely wouldn’t want to catch covid-19 while out breaking into places.
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- Part 10 of winter holidays