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“I’m so, so sorry,” the man continued, wiping a bead of sweat from the side of his temple with the sleeve of his faded Blondie t-shirt. He wore ripped black jeans and black and white Chuck Taylors and had his own messy curls, just like the baby. “I had no idea Teddy would be such a handsy little fucker at these story times, but he’s always grabbing… fuck, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t say fuck in the children’s room. Shit, I did it again, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”
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After James and Lily died, Sirius Black's therapist told him not to date for a year. And that's just as well. He's got a 13-month-old baby now and quite enough to deal with, thanks. But the nosy neighbors in his building keep trying to set him up and won't take no for an answer. Enter Remus Lupin, another single dad who pretends to be Sirius's boyfriend, just to get the old lady brigade off his back and nothing more. Nothing more at all.
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Summary: During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a sphinx, and giant spiders, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot
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contrapasso [con · tra · pas · so]
the punishment of souls by a process either resembling or contrasting with the sin itself.The first time they meet is in Copenhagen.
Regulus is on holiday, halfway to drunk off his ass in a dingy back alley pub. He’s never believed in love at first sight—in fact, he thinks it’s a rather ridiculous concept—but the first time he catches sight of him across alcohol-sticky floors and air thick with smoke, Regulus might be persuaded to change his mind.
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The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black by xylodemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2008
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In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
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20 Jul 2024
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James was an underground boxer, and Regulus simply wanted to go through university without any problems.
When their paths unexpectedly collided, Regulus felt that his life would never be the same again.
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