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    ln4: piastri fan first, mother second by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    04 Apr 2026

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    @LandoNorris
    I understand that, without my agreement, a Twitter user has put out a thread saying that I am running an Oscar Piastri fan account. This is wrong and I am not running an Oscar Piastri fan account. I am not on F1 Twitter.

    7:31am, via iMessage

    Oscar:
    Be so fucking for real

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    At a glance:

    Lando has a secret F1 Twitter account, an insatiable crush on Oscar, and a sole confidant in Charles. Oh, and also Max by association. And George. And maybe Carlos.

    Gabi is fawning over his teammate and senior, Nico. The best advice the groupchat’s given him is to ‘present his hole’ to Nico. In short, it’s not going well.

    Kimi and Ollie are playing the world’s most elaborate game of gay chicken, and losing because they’re having sex with each other. Also, Kimi might be in love.

    Logan’s not gay, he just really likes Arthur. And Arthur has an autistic special interest in gay people. That’s why he keeps acting gay around Logan, right?

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    27 Feb 2026

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    a crash of a lifetime by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    04 Sep 2025

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    if both twenty-seven years old max and thirty-two years old max are in George’s bed driving him crazy, then who’s driving the red bull car???

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Things we leave behind by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    06 Sep 2025

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    Max isn't sure when this all started. All he knew is he hated George fucking Russell.

    Rather than fight it out in the cool down room, like they had done once or twice, their teams had sat them down and told them to sort it the fuck out, they didn't care how, but they needed to be adults and start playing nice.

    As it turned out, playing nasty worked out a lot better in their favour.

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    Max and George hate fuck to deal with their anger issues.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    angel in camo by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    29 Nov 2025

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    max: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

    charles: I KNOW

    max: this isn't ai??

    charles: no!!!
    charles: i thought it was at first too but then i checked the subreddit and the links and its fucking real
    charles: thats GEORGE

    George is hiding something. It becomes Max's problem.

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    02 Dec 2025