Fandoms
- The Expanse (TV) (23)
- Person of Interest (TV) (21)
- Star Trek: Voyager (7)
- Warehouse 13 (6)
- Star Trek: The Next Generation (1)
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You *Can* Always Get What You Want (If You're Not A Stubborn Bitch About It) by winged_mammal
Fandoms: The Expanse (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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After the end of the war comes some drinking, some celebrating, and a very uncomfortable morning after.
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Chrisjen has a problem. Bobbie solves it.
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Bobbie's hands are... of a certain size.
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Multiple Bobbies from several different universes get dropped into this one. Why? How? Doesn't matter. What matters is they've been given the opportunity to make Chrisjen's greatest fantasy come true, and oh boy are they gonna make the most of it.
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Newly-retired Chrisjen and landscaper-slash-handyman Bobbie meet and flirt, then eat dinner and each other. Not quite a housewife/handyman romance AU, but that's the vibe, and it's the closest I'll ever get.
Series
- Part 6 of the beauty of love as it was made to be
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Summary
These are fics set in the same universe as "One Foot in Sea, One on Shore," but they are all pretty standalone. Not sequels, just interconnected. I've marked this series as complete because there's no particular direction in mind, but there will probably be new stories added from time to time.
"we're not so starry-eyed anymore" is set between the prologue and chapter 2, in the span of time between episodes 307 and 510.
"like some cosmic fortune found" is set between chapters 7 and 8 of the main fic.
"Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones (But Words Will Make Me Horny)" is set during chapter 28, in October 2361.
"Come-uppance" is a followup to "Sticks and Stones" and thus is also set during chapter 28.
"Get Your Rocks Off" is set a few months after the end of the main fic.
"On the Far Side of Things" is (mostly) set decades after the main fic, during and after the events of the final 3 books.
- Words:
- 258,599
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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- Words:
- 37,886
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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The little universe where Bobbie and Chrisjen think they're just friends with benefits, but really they're gaybones in love with each other.
- Words:
- 22,871
- Works:
- 2
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One work filling in the emotional gaps of the finale, and one work that's an extremely pornographic alternate ending to the first one.
- Words:
- 23,503
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- 2
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- 2
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Root and Shaw and the Machine, doing consensual adult activities together.
- Words:
- 21,532
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 10

