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Must Love Dogs by northebee, wingedwords
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Sep 2020
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“I train dogs,” Lan Zhan said. “Primarily for competition.”
Wei Ying promptly choked on the piece of chicken he had been trying to eat. He coughed loudly and finally managed to say, in a slightly strangled voice, “Dogs! You train dogs! That is a thing that you do! For a living! Dogs!” Was his voice really high right now? It sounded really high right now. How did he normally talk? “I literally—cannot. Believe?? That I did not know this about you? I mean...dogs! Who would have ever guessed? Not me, that’s for sure!”
Or, when Wei Ying finds out Lan Zhan is a dog trainer, he decides his only option is to try and get over his fear of dogs once and for all. It goes exactly as well as you would expect. Jiang Cheng...helps?
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Wei Wuxian wondered what Lan Wangji would make of him sifting through a pile of pornography in Cloud Recessess. He’d probably make that face where it looked like he was trying to murder Wei Wuxian using only his thoughts. He could picture it perfectly.
Wei Wuxian suddenly sat bolt upright. “Nie-xiong,” he said, grabbing at the front of Nie Huaisang’s robes in his excitement, “I just had the best idea ever.”
Or, Nie Huaisang brings gay porn to Cloud Recesses and there are some ripple effects.
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Ninth Circle Ink was hardly more than a stone’s throw from the flower shop; Aziraphale knew from past experience that it took less than thirty seconds to go from door to door (forty-five if you had to wait for a car to pass). It had been a perfect arrangement in the beginning, when they were just starting out.
Owning a flower shop across the street from your boyfriend's tattoo parlor is fun and adorable. Owning a flower shop across the street from your ex-boyfriend's tattoo parlor? Not so much.
Now available as a (stunning!) podfic by Literarion!
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- Part 1 of Ink Blots and Forget-Me-Nots
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14 Sep 2023
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I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner, sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
“Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.
Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”
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02 Oct 2020
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Teach Me The Ways by likeafox
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2020
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"I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."
Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.
Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?
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24 Sep 2020
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love some littler things by shipyrds
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2020
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He doesn’t regret— no. Start over. He would do it again.
He thinks, sometimes, about how it had gone, when he cannot distract himself any longer with calligraphy exercises or trying to grow increasingly exotic plants behind the jingshi. He runs through the sequence of events again and again, wearing a groove in them, the way he had once recited the clan rules.
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When the Wens come for Lotus Pier, Lan Wangji jumps in front of a blast intended for Wei Wuxian and loses his core.- Language:
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24 Aug 2020
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build me no shrines by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2020
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Wei Wuxian opens the letter and skims through, feeling his frown deepen with every line. “Oh. A request from Yiling. This man Tong Shen writes, 'I can’t explain what’s happening — you wouldn’t believe me if I tried. The hills are moving and they are hungry. Please send aid, Hanguang-jun, this humble one begs you.' Well, my curiosity is certainly piqued."
A few months after the events of Guanyin Temple, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji take on a night hunt of an unusual sort: The Burial Mounds are spreading, quickly and with no apparent explanation.
In Wei Wuxian, it brings old, long-buried things bubbling to the surface.
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24 Aug 2020