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Richie Tozier’s life is going swimmingly. He’s got a super smokin’ hot boyfriend, he lives with his best friend, and his almost-but-not-quite-agent is always feeding him gigs.
That is, until his boyfriend, Eddie, decides that Richie should meet his friends. And then, on the same night, Richie gets mauled nearly half to death by a fucking rabid wolf. Honestly, he’s not sure which is worse.
But it’s not so bad. All of a sudden, he’s working out like his life depends on it, and he’s writing new jokes like nobody’s business.
Now, if he could figure out why he’s suddenly covered in thick, wiry hair from neck to ankle, and his teeth and nails are sharp enough to cut himself on, it’d be smooth sailing from here on out.
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Where You're Coming From by witchietozier
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
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Eddie finally confesses to Richie. They move in together, and even though they’re taking it slow, Eddie is nothing if not optimistic despite the complete lack of physical intimacy. As time drags on, though, he can’t help but get more and more desperate, and you know what they say about desperate times calling for desperate measures.
So, Eddie launches a plan: if Richie doesn’t want to make the first move, Eddie won’t force him, but he certainly will give him the kick in the pants to get there.
(Or: the fic where Eddie is convinced that he and Richie are dating. He confessed and everything, after all. Richie, unfortunately, never got that memo. Hijinks ensue.)
Companion piece to Where You’re Going!
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- Part 2 of Meet Me in the Middle
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Daydream Believers by witchietozier for fredastaire
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Sep 2025
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Eddie Kaspbrak is like a nonstop complaint making machine. His boyfriends are nothing less than completely enamored with it.
(Or: five times where Eddie complains to his boyfriends about everyday minutiae, and the one time where he takes it up another notch.)
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Where You're Going by witchietozier
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Jul 2025
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Post The Clown 2: No More Funny Business, Richie Tozier is struggling to find his place in the world, and he's not too thrilled about it.
All of his friends have decided to magically resolve an entire lifetime's worth of trauma while Richie wasn't looking, and while, yeah, he's happy for them, Richie isn't too overjoyed to be the odd man out, the only one still affected, the only one not living out a happily ever after scenario.
To make matters worse (better?), Richie's best friend in the entire world, Eddie, decides to be all therapised and mentally healthy and shit, so now Richie really DOES stick out like a sore thumb at a snapping turtle convention -- I mean, if Eddie Kaspbrak can get his shit together, what does that say about Richie?
(Or: Eddie has been in love with his best friend, Richie, for as long as he can remember. He finally confesses, and everything seems to be going really well.
That is, if you consider really well to mean that Richie is still convinced his love for Eddie is unrequited, all the while Eddie thinks their relationship is going along swimmingly.)
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- Part 1 of Meet Me in the Middle
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Try as he might, Richie can’t get it out of his head. The idea of carving his and someone else’s initials into the bridge is just…
Fuck.
Look. As much as Richie will talk a big game about all the girls he fucks (even though he’s still a virgin, just like the rest of the guys), and all the girls who suck his monster wang round the clock (even though he’s never so much as kissed a girl), he never actually has a particular girl in mind when he runs his mouth like that.
In fact, Richie’s not sure if he’s ever — like-liked a girl. He’s never really felt that way about any of the girls he’s known, not even when he noticed something about them that he liked, that made his heart skip a beat, like when a girl’s eyes were just the right shade of warm brown, or when they scowled and blushed at some dirty joke he’d made in their vicinity.
It’s just… it seems nice, is all, to have someone you love so strongly that you’d declare your love for them so publicly, so loudly, for all the world to see.
(Or: After the summer of 1989, Richie comes to terms with not only being gay, but also being in love with his best friend. Predictably, it does not go well.)
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Meet Me in the Middle by witchietozier
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Sep 2025
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Richie, don't be the psychic in a comedic procedural crime drama. by witchietozier
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
16 Oct 2024
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Richie Tozier, perpetual jokester, subsists on part-time jobs, doing anything that catches his attention but never lasting very long due to rarely taking anything seriously—much to the dismay of his best friends, Bill and Beverly, who think he would have real potential if he just applied himself.
His natural charm and ability to make people laugh aside, Richie also has an eidetic memory and the uncanny ability to notice details others miss. Having learned about solving mysteries from his police detective father growing up is just a bonus. This ability to see the things that escape the eyes of even other seasoned detectives has helped Richie not only to escape sticky situations he gets himself into but also to send tips to the police hotline in his spare time.
Until one of these tips is too close for comfort for Detective Stanley Uris, who does not believe in psychics. Detective Uris brings Richie in for questioning and is unimpressed by his smooth talking. Richie's a hair away from getting booked until he convinces the police chief that he’s really a psychic. (Whether or not Chief Hanscom actually believes Richie is unclear, but all he really cares about at the end of the day is if cases are being closed.)
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Where it was Nick Fury's idea, but he didn't mean it like that
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06 Nov 2025
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"I'm a drunken reprobate, Bobby boy, nothing's too much for me to handle."
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05 Nov 2025
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The kid's got this furrow between his brows and his chin still perched on the fucking book and he's looking at Paul with the kind of wide-eyed innocence Paul's sure is reserved for suburban kids in a fifties sitcom. So wholesome it fucking hurts. Like he wouldn't know guile unless he looked it up in one of those big plastic-wrapped library books he keeps sitting in his briefcase where Paul's got a pack of cigarettes and a second pair of sunglasses.
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05 Nov 2025
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The Most Amazing Things (Some Terrible Lie) by copperbadge
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (2012)
06 Apr 2013
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Tony's decision not to reveal his identity as Iron Man to the world was shrewd and calculated. Too bad it's about to backfire on him like a Jericho missile.
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04 Nov 2025
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Hollowness by amobisan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies)
23 Jul 2015
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It feels like a hollowness, when Tony first realizes. First sees. And the first thought, the first thought his useless, traitorous, genius brain can come up with was "At least this time when he leaves, it wasn't your fault."
(Or, threesome porn seasoned with a hearty dash of Tony angst and finished with a happy ending).
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04 Nov 2025