18 Works by writingwhateveriwant
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“It's me and you, Joker,” Cullen illustrates this by speaking into the side of John’s head, making sure he can feel his words as well as hear them, “it’s just us.”
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“Call me Linda,” it's quiet, it feels dirty.
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Jeremy let his arm and hand hang over Ludwig's stomach, feigning a touch. Twisting his hand over itself to see the way the moonlight from the window miraged itself over the bumps of his knuckles.
Small breaths turned into moans, and it wasn't long before Ludwig was very obviously having a wet dream beside him.
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Ludwig loses his temper with Felix for the first time, but it was a long time coming.
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“You should have been more careful.”
The sudden change in tone made her look up in surprise. Travis had hoisted himself up with a grunt and crossed his arms.
“I told you to be careful. Now you’ve gone and gotten yourself fuckin’ bit.’
“Fuck you!” She spat back at him.
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Trying It Out by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
30 May 2022
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Jim lets everyone at the bar table know he’s never had sex with a man, incentivizing a very drunk bridge crew to find someone for him to hook up with.
Bones doesn’t condone any of it.
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His Master by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 May 2022
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Obi-wan's eyes sparkled a million colors under the lights of the bar, and Anakin couldn't think straight.
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Abigail and Ben take a break, Riley is an open book and Ben thinks he's easy to read.
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“I don’t need you to be my ‘hero,’ okay?” He emphasized the word ‘hero.’ “You’re gonna get yourself fucking killed, and for what.”
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It's Rotten Work by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: Vermintide, Vermintide 2, Warhammer Fantasy
30 Apr 2021
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They were content to just be with each other. At least, that was what Markus felt. He couldn't speak for the man beside him, though he could have sworn to have seen the hint of a smile on his face the more drinks he had in him.
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Link’s not usually petty, and especially not with Rhett, seeing as they’ve promised to talk to each other if they ever had feelings like this. Hell, does that still even stand now? It’s not like he’s actually talked to his friend in what feels like forever, why would it?
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What Exactly Is 'Phone Sex,' And How To Have It by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: Crankiplier - Fandom
18 Jun 2020
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“Have you ever had phone sex?” Ethan was simply curious, and a bit perplexed.
“Yeah, I have,” Mark looked at Ethan with those eyes. The ones that know everything and have no fear, the ones that show no anxiety. Not like Ethan’s eyes. “Have you?”
A nervous chuckle, “Noo, no. That seems really weird. I’d have no idea what to say.” The idea of it truly did not sit well with him.
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“What is it, John?” It was tentative and nervous. As if Paul didn’t really want to know.
John didn’t blame him. “Have you ever thought about it?”
Paul’s face only got more tense. “What? Thought about what?” He moved closer into John’s eyesight, wanting to understand as best he could.
“Us...” Quiet. “Together.”
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The one where Mark gets a boner at the most inconvenient time - when hanging out with his best friend Tom.
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Tyler Durden Is Asleep In The Room Across From Mine by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types
06 May 2017
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Tyler Durden was asleep in the room across from his. Tyler Durden was asleep. Tyler Durden was sleeping.
Jack's hand was sliding over his dick.
Jack's breathing was picking up. Jack's stomach was moving with the beating of his heart.
Tyler Durden was asleep.
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The one where John is a parrot and James is a crew member on an unnamed pirate ship. They fall in love even if they don't know it. They always find each other.
Reincarnation!AU thing.
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A sequel to 'Why Didn't I Get Blown?!', by me. You can read it on my profile. This is basically just another blowjob fic. Except in this one it's their second blow job. In the last one it was their first.
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- Part 2 of The Blowjob Chronicles
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Why Didn't I Get Blown?! by writingwhateveriwant
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Feb 2015
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Or, the one where Charlie blows Mac.
Based off of Season 1 Episode 7: Charlie Got Molested.
Basically, this is an au where Charlie was there when Mac had his little outburst.Series
- Part 1 of The Blowjob Chronicles