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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    She always heard the whispers of them, among the forests, with her team, when she's alone. Especially when she's alone. She would always listen, and try to call back, but it would never work.

    Until now. The trees had never listened to her before, but this time she begged and pushed. This time, both her and the trees listened and heard each other and worked in tandem.

    Or, Haruno Sakura hated how useless she was while Sasuke and Naruto fought the Kiri-chunin. So she decides to use Mokuton to pin them to the trees. This has consequences.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    During the Third Shinobi War, Sakura Haruno, a hardened combat medic with extraordinary skills, becomes a vital force on the battlefield.

    Amidst bloodshed and chaos, she catches the attention of Minato Namikaze.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    24-year-old War Hero and iryō-nin, Haruno Sakura, is tired. She ran away from her responsibilities to an alternate dimension three years ago, with 0 intention of interacting with the shinobi world. With only a mokuton-made sanctuary and orchard to her name, she intends to spend her time healing with Katsuyu as her sole companion.

    Then, some idiots decide to run past her hidden sanctuary with two obviously kidnapped young boys. Two young boys with chakra signatures she would know anywhere. At any point in time.

    Suddenly, Sakura’s retirement is up in flames, as she finds herself drawn to a stoic and hardened widower, Namikaze Minato.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Tenten knew the world had ended the day she had to undergo her first seduction mission escorted by three men. And not just any three men - three logical, overbearing, non-hyperverbal prodigies. Add a little lust, love, tears, laughter, sentiment and rationality to the mix and follow Tenten as she attempts to exhibit that there is no such thing as the laws of logic.

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    31 Oct 2025