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Prince Hans of the Southern Isles schemes to win the heart of Arendelle’s young queen and secure himself a kingdom. He doesn’t expect to be won over instead.
Or, Hans is Terrible and Manipulative, but it all works out for everyone involved.
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
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Genos and his fellow heroes have been negligent when it comes to actually keeping the city from being destroyed when they go out to save the day. So, in their desperation, the Hero Association comes up with a simplistic solution that leads to a rather ridiculous situation back at home.
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Graves doesn’t want to keep Los Vaqueros’ base so they (Shadow Company) fuck about it.
And also they tape it & hand it over to Los Vaqueros & the 141 because why not?
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SupremeK1NGMy (28M) boyfriend (28?) of 2 years has been lying to me our entire relationship, and now I'm pregnant.
I (28M) have been with my boyfriend (28?) for just over two years, and I thought everything was going well. Well it turns out he's been lying to me ever since we met. He's an alien, not derogatory, not metaphorically, literally an alien. He's not human. At all.
Anyway, he abducted me to his spaceship a couple of nights ago because, it seems, I'd managed to impregnate him. My fault for not wearing a condom, and for that I'll fully take the blame. However, his species needs to lay their eggs to expel them, and it has to be in their mate. AKA the one who knocked them up. AKA ME. I felt bad, and I love him despite everything, so I let him.
However, my little sister (11F), has been asking questions about my sudden weight gain and I don't know how to explain to her that she might have a niece or nephew soon. How should I broach this topic?
DinosaurJaKKer889
What the fuck did I just read, what are you smoking, and can I have some?
SupremeK1NG
What happened, alien dick drugs, no.Series
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- Part 3 of Kickstarting the Apocalypse to Spice Up my Sex Life (ORV)
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