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    “What are you going to tell them?”

    “We’re friends with benefits,” Nami says with a straight face. Sanji chokes on his own spit and starts coughing violently. “Except the benefit is friendship.”

    “So, friends. You’re literally just friends,” Usopp monotones flatly from his room.

    Alternatively: During college, you learn that not everything is as it appears. Sanji is in love with Zoro, Zoro is dating Hiyori, and Nami accidentally ends up a master wingwoman by sorta kinda maybe platonically taking Sanji off the dating market.

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    “You want ice for it?”

    Sanji paused, hand still in pocket.

    He stared at the floor for a solid second, trying to figure out if what he had just ordered correlated with what he had just heard, and came up short.

    “Ice-,” Sanji said slowly, turning back to the green haired cashier. “For my hot chocolate.”

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    “Announcing the Princess of the Kingdom of East Blue, her royal high-” The herald cuts himself off when the carriage comes into view.

    It’s not the princess. It’s not even a carriage.

    “Oh.” Roronoa Zoro says. “This isn’t a town.”

     

    Prince Sanji of the Kingdom of North Blue comes of age. The king and queen, being rulers in a long period of peace and prosperity, announce a search for a suitable princess to wed their son.

    No one expects the Demon of East Blue to show up, least of all himself.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    It’s a face Law can recognise in his sleep, thing is. Oh, his memory, ever-fallible and ever-cruel, has dulled the details over the years. But when he sees the face again (changed though it may be, paler and hollow-cheeked), in his mind’s eye it snaps once again into perfect clarity. It’s like rereading a passage from a well-loved book – a few sentences in, and you find yourself quoting the rest off by heart.

    Or maybe it’s like seeing a ghost.

    “Law,” the stranger says, sounding remarkably like he’s also seeing a ghost. Law wonders if he is professionally qualified to diagnose his own psychotic break.

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    Also known as: Penguin, Shachi, and Bepo walk into a bar...

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    27 Apr 2026

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    On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.

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    13 Apr 2026