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Cut Me Open, Take My Heart (So We’ll Never Be Apart) by ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV), Sweetpea (TV)
01 Mar 2025
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Shauna, a writer who had published her first book a few months ago, finds herself in the UK to meet with her editor. There, she runs into a little murderer that looks just like her dead best friend.
Or, Shauna and Rhiannon meet. Shauna is convinced Rhiannon is her second chance at happiness. After all, only a killer could love her.
Tai, I think Jackie has been reincarnated as a British journalist.
Are you having another episode, Shauna?
I’ll pay for the therapist. Just say the word -
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"You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"
Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.
Or,
Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)