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"But I just told you I'm not experienced, wouldn't that be awful for you? You're basically asking for bad sex."
Yoongi laughs. "Yah, why do you think you'd be bad at sex? Inexperienced doesn't equal bad. I could teach you."
(While sharing a hotel room on tour, Yoongi offers to show Namjoon what sex is like.)
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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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Fisherman Yoongi discovers something unexpected tangled up in his fishing net.
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"Are you saying - " Namjoon cuts him off, practically yelling, "that you are willing to sleep with me, for money? And film it? And post it on the internet?"
"I'm." Yoongi opens his mouth. Closes it again. He gives the little box a weak shake. "I'm saying I bought a tripod."
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namjoon and yoongi are broke. so they make a sex tape, because there's no other plausible way to solve this - apparently.