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Cyrene is about to be crowned Queen, and tradition dictates she must travel to the Moonwell with a single escort only. Of course, she immediately chooses her friend Phainon as her appointed knight for the trip. And that would've made everything perfect, if not for Phainon being determined to spend the four-day journey building a wall between them.
Cyrene is equally determined to tear that wall down, and show him that no amount of status or crowns is worth tearing them apart.
(Inspired by this comic from Echo_of_Cyu. Full credits go to the artist for the scene concept. Please go check them out!)
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- Part 2 of Phairene Week 2026
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#Phairene (And Other PR Nightmares) by zeloss
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Jul 2026
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Once upon a time, a five-year-old boy stood on a front porch and swore that he would get rich and find his best friend again.
Fast forward to twenty years later, Phainon is now one of the most famous content creators on the internet, and he is currently dealing with the biggest drama of his career after he confesses live on stream that his childhood friend is the only crush he's ever had in his life.
After admitting that he's never seen her since the day they were separated, some of his more particularly rabid and stalker-ish 'fans' decide to make it their life's mission to track down his long lost best friend...
Well, that means he can at least find her now, right?
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- Part 1 of Phairene Week 2026
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Phainon and Cyrene's Retirement Plan by zeloss
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2026
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Cyrene throws herself back to Amphoreus, prepared to sacrifice it all for the ones that she loves once more. However, through what she can only deduce is likely divine intervention, she awakens on an unknown part of the universe with nothing- Oh, it's Phainon!
Nothing with her but Phainon, who decides that suffering 33,550,336 times is enough and 'retires', dragging Cyrene along with him.
Now, it's not all bad here in 'Japan'! The citizens may look at them funny for any at all use of their abilities. A depressing energy surges around the civilization, covering some objects and manifesting these strange creatures running around that no one actually sees except for the few eccentric characters that can see them and stop them.
But at least, for the first time in their lives, they are alive and free.
(Cyrene and Phainon gets lost in JJK and turns it into a slice of life anime)
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Trading The World For One Orgasm by zeloss for No_seven
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Herta has made it clear: Amphoreus can only survive if Cyrene returns to the past to endure the Eternal Recurrences. So with that in mind, she enters her mind into the As I've Written book to give her final goodbyes to the person that she loved the most.
However, Phainon refuses to trade her life for the salvation of Amphoreus, and he's willing to do anything to ensure she doesn't leave him again.
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- Part 1 of My bottom Cyrene Agenda