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    Between teammates bickering over breakfast cereal, a boring Stark Industries meeting Pepper wants him to attend, and rampaging trees in Central Park, Tony isn't having the best day.

    The fact that it keeps repeating only makes it worse.

    But then it turns out he isn't alone--Bucky Barnes remembers the repeating day as well. They'll need to work together to find a way to escape the mysterious loop... and maybe become a little closer in the process.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    When Peter Parker finds himself inexplicably turned into a kitten, he doesn't think his day can get any worse. That is, until he finds himself tucked into the pocket of Earth’s Mightiest Jerkface, Clint Barton.

    or: The Adventures of Spider-Cat and the Magnificent Hawkguy

    ("Frisky Business", and any oneshots and follow-ups)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.

    Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.

    While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    “Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”

    “Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.

    Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.

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    After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.

    The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...

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    07 Jan 2026