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“You need to get out of your room, hyung. When was the last time you got laid?”
“That’s literally? None of your business?” Soobin sputtered, ears glowing.
“So it’s been a while.” Taehyun hummed as Huening Kai scrunched up his face in mock grief. “At the prime of his youth and impotent.” he sniffled. “It’s so sad.”
(Or, Soobin gets dragged along to a party and gets more than he bargained for)
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02 Apr 2023
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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03 Nov 2022
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“I hope I didn’t keep you waiting for long. I was held up by a meeting and traffic. My apologies,” the person—a man—says to him in a rich, deep voice, and oh.
Xie Lian stares, stunned. The man is gorgeous. Dark hair, eyepatch, and sensuous smile. He wears a black suit with a crimson tie, all broad shoulders and fine features. Xie Lian is particularly drawn to the streak of silver in his hair, pronounced as sunlight on snow.
(In which broke university student Xie Lian becomes a sugar baby to a rich, powerhouse attorney.)
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11 Oct 2022
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“Guys,” Pei Ming announced. "I have an idea."
"The fuck? That sounds so fucking dumb," Feng Xin furrowed his brows. "I'm in."
“WHAT?!” Mu Qing shrieked and looked at Xie Lian, his last hope, “Stop them from doing something idiotic!”
Xie Lian scratched his cheek, “Ah, well… I’m actually interested in it too.”
His last hope was a failure and all Mu Qing did was groan very loudly, “Oh my god. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
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Or. The gang wanted to try what it's like to summon a demon. Due to Xie Lian's luck (or lack thereof), he managed to summon the demon king.... in his living room.....and they became roommates...?
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05 Oct 2022
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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
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25 Jul 2022