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Despite a terrible first impression, Naruto can't help but be charmed by his new (sarcastic asshole) friend. So what if everyone keeps joking that they're actually in love? Naruto knows how to tell love and friendship apart, probably.
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24 Sep 2025
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Sasuke doesn't have much interest in other people, so he chooses the biggest slacker in class as his lab partner in the hopes that he'll let him do all the work with minimal interaction. Biggest, best mistake of his life.
“Oh, no,” groaned Sasuke, face-down on his bed. Naruto was sitting on the floor playing League with his laptop in a tank-top with his high-tops on. He had a plug-in mouse he used for particularly strenuous games, and it was clicking away fit to give Sasuke a tension headache.
“What’s ‘oh no?’” asked Naruto, craning his neck to see Sasuke. On screen his little character blew up.
“Are we friends?” said Sasuke. “No, don’t say anything. We’re friends. I made a friend. Oh, fuck me, Itachi’s going to have a field day.”Series
- Part 1 of swimming against the current
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22 Sep 2025
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Sasuke knew he shouldn't have gone to that stupid frat party.
But he did, and he'd ended up meeting a sleazy, cocky, idiot blond who knew just the right buttons to push.
A coming out story. A love story.
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12 Sep 2025
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If you want the short of it, my crush said "You're a handsome boy, just like your daddy!" to my cat while pet sitting and I do not know what to do.
Sasuke and Naruto have been co-workers and friends for close to three years now. When Sasuke leaves town for a few days, he asks Naruto to petsit for him and catches a funny admission from his crush while checking in on the hidden pet camera. Panic ensues.
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02 Sep 2025
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Naruto knew, didn't he? / Surely Sasuke knew it too...
SNS, modern AU, one shot.
Chapter one is Sasuke's POV, chapter two is Naruto's - pick who you'd like to read first!
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01 Sep 2025