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    For a theory to be formed, three things must happen: careful observation, hypothesis development, and testing and confirmation through experimentation.

    Dinah Lance formulates a theory.

    (or, the one where Bruce keeps covering for Clark’s Kryptonian biology/enhanced senses by immediately turning and going for Hal Jordan’s throat. it’s surprisingly effective)

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    18 Nov 2025

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    Bruce learns that alien boyfriend equals alien sex life.

    Or, Kryptonians on Earth require a firmer touch.

    Just some silly porn.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Bruce tells the story of the only time Dick made him laugh whilst out as Batman and Robin.

    It leads to a running joke amongst the family.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    The thing is, Tim is a detective, first and foremost.

    And like most detectives, sometimes he just can’t let things go.

    (Or, how Tim acquires several hundred Superboy t-shirts)

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Tim rubs his hands together, hoping that they’ll stop shaking. He looks across the street at the most beautiful car in all of creation and sighs.

     

    Is it the absolute dumbest idea to celebrate the anniversary of Jason stealing the Batmobile’s tires by trying to steal them himself? Absolutely. Is Tim going to do it anyway? Hell yeah.

     

    or: An eleven-year-old Tim is obsessed with cars, like most kids his age, so he does the logical thing and steals the Batmobile's tires (and eventually the whole car). This leads Bruce through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Adoption.

    This is my Febuwhump 2025 story. Let's go! 28 chapters of whump, hurt/comfort, fluff, a tiny bit of angst, and lots of humor. Every chapter is a different prompt. This story is heavier on the humor than the whump, but it definitely gets dark at times :)

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    24 Oct 2025