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theREALcharlesXavier = X
GodofDestruction = Zero
QueenofNavigation = Alia
THATonefriend = Axl
theREALcharlesXavier added GodofDestruction, QueenofNavigation, and THATonefriend to the group
theREALcharlesXavier renamed the group chat to “social interactions”
theREALcharlesXavier: Welcome friends to socialness
QueenofNavigation: socialness?
QueenofNavigation renamed the group chat to “socialness”
theREALcharlesXavier: I couldn’t think of the word
THATonefriend: X, y r u named theREALcharlesXavier?
theREALcharlesXavier: who told you I was X?
THATonefriend: . . . A: u spell out evrythng. B: Alia is obviously QueenofNavigation and Z is the god of destruction
theREALcharlesXavier: Well . . . you’re right.
THATonefriend: knew it
theREALcharlesXavier: my human code name is Xavier and some old friends of mine thought that I fit the persona of that character very well
THATonefriend: Ahhhhhh
THATonefriend: that’s kind of true
GodofDestruction: X
GodofDestruction: What
GodofDestruction: the
GodofDestruction: hell
GodofDestruction: is
GodofDestruction: THIS?!
theREALcharlesXavier: Social interaction. You need it.
GodofDestruction: I’m in the middle of a mission.
THATonefriend: WITHOUT ME?!?!?!?
theREALcharlesXavier: then ignore this and focus on the mission
GodofDestruction: nah, this looks like more fun.
QueenofNavigation: r ur enemies 2EZ 4 u?
GodofDestruction: something like that
theREALcharlesXavier: Al, I had to read that line several times over to understand
THATonefriend: LOL
QueenofNavigation: that’s cute
GodofDestruction: u r pathetic, X
GodofDestruction: and you say I need more social interaction
GodofDestruction: YOU
GodofDestruction: CAN’T
GodofDestruction: TEXT
theREALcharlesXavier: Unfortunately, this is true
QueenofNavigation: Zero, leave grandpa alone. He’s gonna be 100 soon. His old fingers don’t work the way they used to
THATonefriend: yeah Z, give X a break. He’s 2 old 4 this modern day txtng
GodofDestruction: u guys know that Im just about the same age rght?
theREALcharlesXavier: I hate all of you
theREALcharlesXavier: I can txt rght if I want 2
theREALcharlesXavier: but I don’t
GodofDestruction: ALIA, CALL UP SIGNAS! X IS MALFUNCTIONING!! HE ISN’T USING PROPER GRAMMAR!!
QueenofNavigation: THE VIRUS MIGHT SPREAD! HE NEEDS TO BE QUARANTINED!!
THATonefriend: X IS THE IMMUNE ONE!!! IF THAT VIRUS INFECTED HIM EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET IT!! CALL 911!
theREALcharlesXavier: I really hate all of you
GodofDestruction: Axl, 911 doesn’t help reploids
THATonefriend: exactly?
QueenofNavigation: . . .
THATonefriend: IT’S OKAY X!! I STILL LOVE YOU!! I DDNT MEAN IT
theREALcharlesXavier: I really hate all of you
QueenofNavigation: HE’S REPEATING STATEMENTS. THIS IS SERIOUS. SIGNAS!!
GodofDestruction: SIGNAS!
THATonefriend: SIGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
theREALcharlesXavier has left the chat
GodofDestruction: HELL NO!! U created this monster!!
GodofDestruction added theREALcharlesXavier and CommanderSignas to the chat
theREALcharlesXavier: I am really regretting this
GodofDestruction: u should be
CommanderSignas: What is this?
THATonefriend: COMMANDER! X IS ILL YOU GOT TO HELP HIM!!!
theREALcharlesXavier: I’m fine
GodofDestruction: No he’s not! He didn’t use proper grammar!
CommanderSignas: Zero?! What are you doing on a group chat?! You’re on a mission!
GodofDestruction: Mission’s boring. Making fun of X is way better.
CommanderSignas: Did you seriously just distract me from my work to inform me that X is being normal?
THATonefriend: THAT’S NOT NORMAL FOR HIM
CommanderSignas: Why did I accept this position . . .
QueenofNavigation: NO COMMANDER, DON’T REGRET YOUR LIFE!! WE NEED YOU!!
CommanderSignas: Are you four the only ones on this fic?
QueenofNavigation: Yeah?
CommanderSignas: Good, so if I tell you all to shut up and leave me alone this won’t come around to bite me?
theREALcharlesXavier: No promises. Axl’s here
GodofDestruction: tbh X is the only responsible one here
CommanderSignas: I’ve known that for the last ten years. Now shut up and leave me alone. I have work
CommanderSignas has left the chat
THATonefriend: tbh I feel bad for him. He has to put up with so much of our BS
QueenofNavigation: the only reason we’re not fired is cause we r the best at wat we do
GodofDestruction: tru
GodofDestruction: cause I’m currently sttng on a pile of sparkng robot parts and txtng
GodofDestruction: while deflecting enemy bullets w/ my sword
QueenofNavigation: God dmnit Zero. Stop being a bad ass.
THATonefriend: JUST GET SHOT ALREADY
theREALcharlesXavier: no, because when he gets hurt, he gets REALLY hurt and sometimes we all think he’s DEAD, but then he comes back and rubs it all in our faces
theREALcharlesXavier: I can’t handle that kind of stress
GodofDestruction: Awwww, u DO care
theREALcharlesXavier: unfortunately
QueenofNavigation: Z, he still has that cup you got him
GodofDestruction: REALLY?!?!
THATonefriend: What cup?
GodofDestruction: I got him a mug 7 yrs ago just before u came & I wrote “mom” on it
THATonefriend: LOL
QueenofNavigation: U havn’t seen it? its on his desk
GodofDestruction: NO. Ive been 2 busy
THATonefriend: I don’t rlly go in his room
THATonefriend: I mstly just chill in his office
theREALcharlesXavier: yes, and then you draw cats in the top corner of all of my papers
THATonefriend: guilty as charged
QueenofNavigation: Crap
THATonefriend: ???
theREALcharlesXavier: Al? Is something wrong?
QueenofNavigation: Guys, Signas just came in 2 make sure I wsnt hackng again
GodofDestruction: were u?
QueenofNavigation: yeah, but I closed the tab the min I hrd the door open
theREALcharlesXavier: What were you hacking this time?
QueenofNavigation: Douglas’ bank account
THATonefriend: Y DOUGLAS!! WHAT HAS DOUGLAS DONE TO YOU?!?
QueenofNavigation: says the guys that pranks everybody
THATonefriend: tru
QueenofNavigation: And I didn’t take much. I only purchsed a plush hello kitty stufft animl and had it delivered to Signas
THATonefriend: I’M DYING
theREALcharlesXavier: why are all of my friends like this?
GodofDestruction: just fell off of my maverick pile laughing
THATonefriend: tbh Signas might actually be really into hello kitty
theREALcharlesXavier: I doubt that