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Hinata Shouyou
created chat
first year squad!
sunflower shouyou
added
villager b
,
Tsukishima Kei
,
freckle server
, and
milk boy
to the chat.
22.36
Tsukishima Kei
Why.
sunflower shouyou
because we need to bond as a team!!
daichi will kick us out if we aren’t friendly.
freckle server
he literally would only do that to you and Kageyama???
villager b
well i think it’s a great idea!!! we can bond!!
Tsukishima Kei
Well, I don’t.
Bye.
Tsukishima Kei
left the chat.
milk boy
added
Tsukishima Kei
to the chat.
milk boy
if i have to suffer so do you, asshole
Tsukishima Kei
????????
We could???? Both leave???
sunflower shouyou
don’t forget, you’re here forever
freckle server
sorry Tsukki, i think you’re stuck here with the rest of us!
Tsukishima Kei
Why don’t any of you love yourselves.
villager b
we do, tsukishima!! we just love each other more (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★
sunflower shouyou
YACHHAN,,,,,
WE LOVE YOU TOO
villager b
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
sunflower shouyou
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
villager b
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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23.14
sunflower shouyou
N E WAYS
i made this chat because we’re going to be friends whether you like it or not, tsukishima!
Tsukishima Kei
Ugh.
freckle server
come on, Tsukki, it won’t be so bad!!
milk boy
guys i need help
they’re gonna kill kindaichi
villager b
what????????
is your friend okay????? ＼(º □ º l|l)/
sunflower shouyou
i can’t believe they’re killing off turnip-head
milk boy
guys he needs to know what a meme is
i can’t tell him because i don’t know what a meme is
freckle server
holy fuck
http://bit.ly/IqT6zt is a meme kageyama
if you watch it you’ll understand
milk boy
i don’t but maybe kindaichi will
Tsukishima Kei
http://bit.ly/2csM1zp
When your best friend memes just right.
sunflower shouyou
wAIT tsukki you can meme?????????
holy shit i can’t believe you have a sense of humour
villager b
maybe you should ask the other team members, kageyama!
i’m sure tanaka-kun and nishinoya-kun would be happy to help.
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23.32
milk boy > caw caw motherfuckers
members: Tsukishima Kei, freckle server, villager b, shimizu kiyoko, sunflower shouyou, dadchi, suga baby, ROLLING THUNDER, naruto, ass-ahi, kinoshit, chikill me, milk boy, shark boy
milk boy
guys what’s the best meme
ROLLING THUNDER
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
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milk boy > first year squad!
guys he loves the bee movie
villager b
unironically???
freckle setter
how
Tsukishima Kei
W h y
sunflower shouyou
w h a t
milk boy
i don’t know but it’s adorable
Tsukishima Kei
Gay
freckle server
gay
fuck Tsukki u beat me to it
milk boy
shut the fuck up tsukishima you’re just as gay as i am
and yamaguchi we all know you’re unfortunately heterosexual
Leave me alone
freckle server
how dare you call me a heterosexual
Tsukishima Kei
Here we go.
freckle server
i’ll have you know, Kageyama Tobio, that i have liked ONE girl
ONE GIRL, Kageyama! in my entire life!!!
and that girl is wonderful and i would lay down my life for her
but i am a fan-favorite bisexual twink, Kageyama Tobio
and don’t you forget it
sunflower shouyou
rip bakageyama
sunflower shouyou set freckle server’s name to fan fave bi twink
villager b
@yamaguchi（´ ω｀ ) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
fan fav bi twink
@yachi (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
milk boy
yamaguchi i’m sorry i didn’t mean to call you straght
villager b
straght
sunflower shouyou
straght
fan fav bi twink
straght
Tsukishima Kei
He’s so gay he can’t even spell straight.
Oh, I mean, straght.
milk boy left the chat.
Tsukishima Kei
No you don’t, you little shit.
Tsukishima Kei added milk boy to the chat.
Tsukishima Kei
Fuck you.
milk boy set Tsukishima Kei’s name as rude bitch
villager b
can we please not fight?? ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ
fan fav bi twink
look at what you did you monsters you made Yachi cry
sunflower shouyou
jeez guys how could you!!!
don’t cry yachhan!!! ( ´△｀)
rude bitch
Sorry, Yachi.
milk boy
sorry, yachi
villager b
!!! oh no it’s okay, no need to apologize <3
sunflower shouyou
don’t argue yachhan
just bask in it, this rarely happens
rude bitch
Shut it, shrimp.
fan fav bi twink
0-100 real quick
sunflower shouyou
tsukki don’t be mean to meeeeeeee
rude bitch
Don’t call me that.
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23.39
Kindaichi Yuutarou > Kageyama Tobio
YOU SAVED MY LIFE
THAKN YOU SO MUCH
Kageyama Tobio
you’re welcome i think?
happy to help
anytime
like at all
it’s not big deal
i mean i didnt want to see u die so
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23.42
milk boy > first year squad!
kindaichi is gonna live
he said i saved his life
sunflower shouyou
dang i was kind of interested to see if the great king would actually kill him
rude bitch
What the fuck, Hinata.
sunflower shouyou
i’m just saying!!!!! it seems like something he would do!!!!!!
fan fav bi twink
he’s got a point
rude bitch
…..
milk boy
damn even tsukishima can’t think of a retort
i’m proud of u hinata
sunflower shouyou
its a christmas miracle!
villager b
i can’t believe kageyama saved christmas
milk boy
you guys suck.