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Usually, the labs were loud, seeing as Tony, Bruce and anyone else who knows science are there. Which means talking, loud music... Basically a normal day at Stark Tower.
Now, however, Tony was banned from the labs because of their latest explosion. And Pepper is making him actually take part in the company.
And that's how Banner finally gets some peace and quiet. Or he would've, if not from a raccoon, a tiny tree and a green guy with red tattoos weren't in the labs.
"Tony, I know you're trying to finish that project, but don't you think- Uh, you're not Tony." Bruce trailed off, staring at the... Whatever they were. Rocket groaned, not believing their luck.
"Ah, great! An idiot Terran." Rocket growled looking at the non-threatening human. Banner's eyebrow raised, idiot Terran? Are they aliens then?
"I'm calling security-" Banner started, however, Drax interrupted.
"Ha! I would love to see them try to take us out." Drax laughed while looking at Banner. He could take the Terran out in seconds!
"Knock him out, woulda Drax?" Drax, having gotten permission to knock the man out, decided to do it without damaging the man too much. After all, the man probably didn't even know how to fight.
Though it turns out the guy did, and Drax pissed him off, majorly. Tony is going to have to repair the lab again, for the third time that month.
The Hulk smashed his fist down the ground before glaring at the first thing he saw, which was Rocket. You'd think he'd be more angry at Drax, but Rocket was the one to give the order, after all.
"HULK SMASH PUNY RACCOON!" The Hulk roared, making Rocket's fur stand up.
"Oh shit," Rocket began running away until he registered what Greenie said. "I AM NOT A FUCKING RACCOON, YOU-" The Hulk roared again, before running after the furry raccoon who was now shooting at him with some kind of gun.
Drax called for backup, while Groot stayed as far away from the Hulk as possible. A couple of minutes later and a completely destroy lab, the two other Guardians showed up.
Gamora rolled her eyes before grabbing Groot and Drax while Quill got Rocket.
"Quill, let go of me! HE STARTED IT!" Rocket fought against Quill's hold while trying to fire his gun at Hulk again.
"No, we started it, did we not?" Drax asked confusedly.
-Fin-