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Usernames:
a-hoe-gay = Hajime Hinata
sodamakeitpop = Souda Kazuichi
MyChemicalBromance = Ibuki Mioda
ImNotABabyGangsta= Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Princess = Sonia Nevermind
TheLordAndSavior = Gundam Tanaka
SwordSlut = Peko Pekoyama
codebreaker = Chiaki Nanami
trash = Nagito Komaeda
FreshPrinceOfTheHair = Izuru Kamukura
MyChemicalBromance started a group chat with codebreaker, Princess, and 7 others
MyChemicalBromance - IBUKI HAS MADE A CHAT!!!
a-hoe-gay - this will be fun.....
trash - Hello Hinata-kun
Princess - I'm getting a strong sense of the gay.
ImNotABabyGangsta - WHAT THE HELL!!! IT'S 1:00AM IBUKI!
SwordSlut - Hello Baby Gangsta
ImNotABabyGangsta - stfu
ImNotABabyGangsta - SwordSlut
sodamakeitpop - Hello my darling Sonia.
MyChemicalBromance - 1:00 = fun o'clock
TheLordAndSavior - Hello foolish mortals. Gundam has arrived! Bow down before me!
Princess - Why hello there my Gundam.
a-hoe-gay - Souda you just got ignored.
sodamakeitpop - No! Right Miss. Sonia?
Princess - How are your Dark Devas of Destruction?
TheLordAndSavior - Very evil. Thank you.
MyChemicalBromance - HAHA SOUDA
ImNotABabyGangsta - Just give up man.
codebreaker - I'm trying to play Super Smash Bros over here and it's hard to concentrate.
Princess - So very sorry, Chiaki.
SwordSlut - Why is everyone up at 1:00 anyways?
MyChemicalBromance - Ibuki can't sleep.
ImNotABabyGangsta - Trying to get stronger
a-hoe-gay - you train or something?
SwordSlut - He worksout.
sodamakeitpop - It doesn't look like it.
ImNotABabyGangsta - Go to hell. It doesn't look like Sonia is noticing you.
MyChemicalBromance - OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Princess - You've been burned.
a-hoe-gay - need some ice for that burn?
TheLordAndSavior - He needs more than ice. He needs medical attention.
SwordSlut - He needs mental help as well.
codebreaker - sodamakeitpop more like sodaisaflop
MyChemicalBromance - EVEN NANAMI ROASTED YOU!!!!!!
sodamakeitpop - You are all mean
a-hoe-gay - awe don't cry
TheLordAndSavior - It's ok mortal. You'll run out of tears after a while.
MyChemicalBromance - I don't think that's possible for Souda.
a-hoe-gay - hey where's komaeda?
ImNotABabyGangsta - Yea, where's your boyfriend?
a-hoe-gay - kuzuryuu I swear to god I'll bitch slap you next time I see you.
SwordSlut - Try it. I dare you to hit him.
codebreaker - I'll teach you the ultimate move: Heaven-slaying Dragon Fist
a-hoe-gay - no that's alright
ImNotABabyGangsta - You'll be dead before you even take a step towards me.
TheLordAndSavior - No need for unnecessary violence.
Princess - Gundam-kun is right.
sodamakeitpop - You never call me "kun"
trash - I'm here
MyChemicalBromance - HINATA X KOMAEDA SAY SHIP IF YOU SHIP IT!!!! SHIP!!!!
SwordSlut - ship
ImNotABabyGangsta - They're fucking gay. Ship that shit.
Princess - Ship.
TheLordAndSavior - The gods say ship.
codebreaker - The next romance game. I ship it.
trash - ship
a-hoe-gay - wtf komaeda
trash - ?
FreshPrinceOfTheHair - Wut ur gay?
a-hoe-gay - IBUKI YOU ADDED MY BROTHER?!?!?!
(To be continued....maybe)