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Damilton: WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED AGAIN
MacaroniAndMe: IM SORRY IM SO SO SORRY
Damilton: IM GONNA FUCKING SLICE YOU FUCKER GET BACK HERE
MacaroniAndMe: SCREAMS
SicklyAndPrickly: THOMAS OH MY FUCKING GOD
BenTolMadge: ...
BenTolMadge: Can we get an explanation?
Damilton: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU DOG SHIT
MacaroniAndMe: IM SORRY ALEXANDER LIKE LEGIT THIS TIME
Damilton: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK HERE SO I CAN GET YOU YA LITTLE SHIT
SicklyAndPrickly: WHY DID YOU BRING IT TO CLASS AGAIN
MacaroniAndMe: I DIDNT MEAN TO
4SetsOfCorsets: Guys? The fuck?
Damilton: YOU FUCKING DROPPED MAC AND CHEESE ON ME A G A I N
Angeli-kickyourass: Oh. OH
Pegarita: THOMAS FUCKING SPRINT YOU DONT KNOW HOW ANGRY HE WAS THE FIRST TIME
MacaroniAndMe: YOU THINK I WAS LIKE UGH GRAVITY HMU WITH SOME DANK ASS CHEESE STAINS AND GRAVITY WAS LIKE I GOTCHU FAM
BenTolMadge: Has this happened before
Damilton: STOP BRINGING FUCKING FOOD TO CLASS YOU DOG SHIT
SicklyAndPrickly: Ohmygod GWash looks fucking pissed do NOT come back to class yet
Damilton: IM NOT BECAUSE I AM COVERED IN C H E E S E
JeSuisChrist: Come home and get some different clothes Alexander
Damilton: Non of my clothes are clean John hasnt done my laundry
Turtle.Boi: Im not doing your fucking Laundry wheres the hamper btw just asking
Damilton: Next to my couch
JeSuisChrist: You can borrow some of my clothes
SicklyAndPrickly: Alexander will you be back in class GWash is asking
Damilton: Yeye ill just have to grab some clothes from Laf
MacaroniAndMe: ALEXANDER CALL OFF YOUR DAD PLEASE HE IS CHASING ME
Damilton: ... Ben?
MacaroniAndMe: YE
Damilton: oh, oH NO BITCH YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT
NarrativeControl: Dont you love the sound of Jefferson screeching as he runs past your classroom?
KinkGeorge: Its a fucking wonder anybody can learn in this school with all of your bloody shenanagans, honestly.
Damilton: Lafayette i love you but this is a really tight pair of pants
JeSuisChrist: Yes thats the point, put on the shirt and the waistcoat and then these shoes
KinkGeorge: Oooh is it the slim fit black trousers with the white long sleeve and the emerald waistcoat???
JeSuisChrist: Yaaaaassss
Damilton: Do y'all plan outfits for me because this looks good
KinkGeorge: ... Maybe....
Damilton: My ass looks weird
JeSuisChrist: It looks fine, go back to class
Damilton: Okay, Okay
MacaroniAndMe: My hair looks dumb, Mac and Cheese is a pile of shit and Magenta is a hideous colour.
BenTolMadge: Really, Thomas? How interesTi ng
MacaroniAndMe: HE TOOK MY PHONE
LittleRedDress: WHY IS THOMAS WRESTLING BEN ON THE QUAD
Damilton: oH MY GOD REALLY IM NEAR THERE HANG ON
LittleRedDress: FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE THIS IS GREAT
DangDiggityDosia: LIVE UPDATE US
Damilton: I just got here hang on
Damilton: oKAY SO THEY ARE LIKE FULL ON WRESTLEING
LittleRedDress: THOMAS HAS HIM PINNED YO
Damilton: BENS MAKING A COMEBACK WHATS GONA HAPPEN
LittleRedDress: Honourable mention to that flash of abs we just got from Thomas that was probably appreciated by many in the crowd
SicklyAndPrickly: Lord fcking help me i have to deal with this
SicklyAndPrickly: WAIT LIKE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE JUST RAN OUTSIDE SO CLASS FIELD TRIP TO THIS FIGHT
Damilton: I think they've stopped fighting at this point and its just wrestling
LittleRedDress: Gwash's face when he saw Alexander tho lmao
Damilton: What i didnt see
Damilton: Im focused on the fact that Ben is straddleing Thomas
LittleRedDress: Thomas has surrendered
BenTolMadge: That was a good fight, but spill food on my smol son again and i will kick your ass
MacaroniAndMe: Noted
ABurrSir: Y'ALL SCRAM FRANKLINS ON HIS WAY TO THE QUAD
Damilton: SHIT LETS GO
LittleRedDress: Everyone just started sprinting away and fucking Thomas and GWash picked up James and Alexander that was so funny
Damilton: We are small and our other classmates have been lifted aswell dont focus on us
Angeli-kickyourass: Lmao i'm walking with Franklin that quad better be empty
LittleRedDress: Completely void of life lmao
Aneli-kickyourass: Thank fuck
Damilton: Im not saying GWash just groped my ass but Laf i gotta thank you for this choice of pants
JeSuisChrist: Your welcome my dude
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BenTolMadge to MacaroniAndMe -
BenTolMadge: .. We gonna acknowledge that?
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BenTolMadge to MacaroniAndMe -
BenTolMadge: ... I had one aswell, so you know.
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"Help Us"
Turtle.Boi: Alexander you better pay me for cleaning your clothes
Alexander: I have about $3 and a full cheesecake
Turtle.Boi: ... What flavour
Alexander: Strawberry
Turtle.Boi: Ill take the cheesecake
NarrativeControl: Alexander where is all your money?
Alexander: Honestly i spend it on notebooks, pens, and Philip
NarrativeControl: Yea sounds about right
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JeSuisChrist: IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM SOMEONE MOVED MY FUCKING BOW
JeSuisChrist: WHERE IS IT I NEED IT
Damilton: Has your professor seen it?
JeSuisChrist: nO HE HASNT I THINK A FRESHMAN USED IT EVEN THO ITS MINE THAT I FUCKING BOUGHT AND IS IN A LOCKED FUCKING CABINET;
JeSuisChrist: YE I JUST FOUND IT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LIKE HOW FUCKING DARE THEY IM GONNA SLICE A FUCKER THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE BOW
Damilton: Is it okay?
JeSuisChrist: Other than the horrific experience of being used by someone who isnt me, i think its fine
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TheCoolerWashington to LittleRedDress -
TheCoolerWashington: Hey, Maria, right? Your the law kid?
LittleRedDress: Yes! Your Martha Washington, correct?
TheCoolerWashington: Yea, you still up for an internship at my law firm? The intern season is coming up and i need to get my applicant in
LittleRedDress: Oh! Yes! Of course! What do i need to do?
TheCoolerWashington: Nice, Nice, Just get some current grades and predicted grades and come to an interview that will be set up by the company, and considering your pretty bright that shouldnt be a problem
LittleRedDress: Ahh yes okay i will do that!
TheCoolerWashington: Sweet, see you when your my intern, kid.
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"Help Us"
LittleRedDress: Y'ALL I COULD BE GETTING AN INTERNSHIP AT PATRIOT LAWYERS
Pegarita: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND YES I FUCKING LOVE YOU THIS IS GREAT
DanDiggityDosia: YAS MY QUEEN MAKE THOSE CONNECTIONS DO THAT WORK
Damilton: Congrats Maria!
4SetsOfCorsets: Congratulations!
Turtle.Boi: CONGRATS!
MacaroniAndMe: Ayyyyy good for you
Trolley: Nice!
SicklyAndPrickly: Sweet!
NarrativeControl: Congrats Maria on the possible internship and having the cutest fucking datemates ever im living for those reactions
BenTolMadge: Yo, thats a fuckin big company, good job my friend
KinkGeorge: Yay!
Angeli-kickyourass: Rt Eliza that was such a cute reaction @Dolls&Jem take notes
Trolley: Noted
ABurrSir: Well done Maria!
LittleRedDress: Thanks y'all, if you excuse me im gonna go have kinky sex with my partners in celebration!
Damilton: DID WE NEED TO KNOW BABS
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KinkGeorge: Fuck, Y'all, you ever seen Professor Lee dance?
KinkGeorge: Boy can fuckIN DANCE
KinkGeorge: This is fucking affecting me ngl
Damilton: Fuck i gotta agree with you just because i have and it is v e r y nice
Damilton: Like i wouldnt go for him, he aint quite my type but h e c k can he dance
JeSuisChrist: You guys are so hecking gay oml
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ABurrSir: Frances is munching on dog biscuits and its the cutest thing
Turtle.Boi: She likes the Cronch
ABurrSir: Please do not bring your memes into our childs life
Turtle.Boi: C r O n C h Y
Trolley: What is this. Go to sleep.
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MacaroniAndMe to BenTolMadge -
MacaroniAndMe: ...
MacaroniAndMe: You fight good.
MacaroniAndMe has gone offline
BenTolMadge: HEY YOU DONT GET TO HIT ON ME USING MULAN LINES THEN GO OFFLINE YA HECK