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Damilton: MIRACULOUS
JeSuisChrist: SIMPLY THE BEST
BenTolMadge: UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
Damilton: SHIT DO U WATCH MIRACULOUS LADYBUG?????
BenTolMadge: HECK YEA MY DUDE THAT SHOW IS MY FAVE (after steven universe ofc)
JeSuisChrist: I FUCKING LOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE
Damilton: YAS BEN
BenTolMadge: WHY DID Y'ALL NOT TELL ME THAT YOU WATCHED THIS STUFF WE COULDA BINGED TOGETHER??/
Angeli-kickyourass: Are you guys on about those gosh dang cartoons again?
Damilton: yeS WE ARE
Angeli-kickyourass: Cool, as long as you dont play any fucking songs down my ear for 3 days like last time
Damilton: Excuse you those where songs from Steven Universe and they are wonderful
Angeli-kickyourass: See i like lesbian space rocks as much as the next person but it was ONE SONG ON A LOOP ALEXANDER
BenTolMadge: Which song?
JeSuisChrist: It was Stronger than You
BenTolMadge: Justified
Damilton: Thaank you
SicklyAndPrickly: Just once i would like to go on a date with my beautiful girlfriends without one of them getting distracted/arrested?? Please??
Angeli-kickyourass: Ahhh sorry jems, turning of my notifs
SicklyAndPrickly: Thank You
ABurrSir: Arrested? When was Angelica arrested?
Angeli-kickyourass: That wasnt me??? @Dolley
Trolley: IT WAS ONE TIME JAMES
SicklyAndPrickly: YOU WHERE IN JAIL FOR THREE DAYS DOLLEY
Trolley: ITS NOT MY FAULT MY DAD WASNT IN THE COUNTRY TO BAIL ME OUT YEESH
4SetsOfCorsets: WHAT DID YOU DO???
Angeli-kickyourass: YEA BC THIS WAS BEFORE MY TIME
Trolley: I MAYYYY OF STOLEN A PICTURE OF 1ST PRESIDENT CHRISTOPHER JACKSON FROM A LIBRARY
SicklyAndPrickly: "A library" THE LIBRARY IN THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
NarrativeControl: W H A T
Trolley: i NEARLY GOT AWAY WITH IT ASWELL BUT THEY CAUGHT ME LMAO
DangDiggityDosia: Fun story but i'd like to remind the Southern Poly's that THEY ARE ON A FUCKING DOUBLE DATE AND THE WAITER IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR ORDER LOOK UP
Pegarita: rt
LittleRedDress: rt
Trolley: shIT SORRY
BenTolMadge: Dolley Madison is literally goals what the actual fuck
Damilton: Rt
NarrativeControl: Rt
4SetsOfCorsets: Re fucking tweet
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BenTolMadge: Wait so.... James, Angelica, and Dolley, are the Southern Poly's? and Pegs, Mar and Theo are the Poly Trio
BenTolMadge: Thats how we differentiate, right?
LittleRedDress: Afirmitive
BenTolMadge: Cool, just making sure i knew who was who
MacaroniAndMe: Angelica's not southern tho
Pegarita: But she's dating southeners so
MacaroniAndMe: But she's not southern??? Was she raised on a farm??? No. She aint southern
Turtle.Boi: I was about to be like "Lol not all southeners where raised on farms" Until i remembered that i was basically raised on a farm and so was like everyone i knew
MacaroniAndMe: ^^^
LittleRedDress: Well what the heck should we call them then???
Trolley: We're the OT3
DangDiggityDosia: No your not. How about the Polyuminati
Pegarita: THREE MEMBERS OF THE POLY COUPLE THREE SIDES OF A TRIANGLE POLYUMINATI CONFIRMED
Trolley: AGREED
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NarrativeControl: JONATHAN LAURENS
Turtle.Boi: I mean thats not my name but what
NarrativeControl: I HOPE YOU'VE GOT $300 BC YOUR DOG JUST FUCKED UP MY COUCH
ABurrSir: WHAT SHIT REALLY
Turtle.Boi: @Aaron You owe Eliza $300 <3
ABurrSir: $150 each? <3
Turtle.Boi: Sure <3
NarrativeControl: I DONT CARE WHO PAYS ME AS LONG AS IM PAID
4SetsOfCorsets: You want me to come move the couch?
NarrativeControl: PLEASE
KinkGeorge: John what do you mean Jonathan isnt your name?
Turtle.Boi: Yea my names John short for Jack not John short for Jonathan
KinkGeorge: What
JeSuisChrist: That doesnt make sense? At all?
Turtle.Boi: Does in the south
SicklyAndPrickly: *Country Music plays*
MacaroniAndMe: *Gunshots can be heard*
KinkGeorge: I find it delightfully funny that here in the colony's the south is seen as the "Rednecks" while in Glorious Britannia we consider the south the "Posh"
LittleRedDress: You ever not going to refer America as the Colony's
BenTolMadge: He's just salty that we won
Damilton: Honestly tho at what cost
BenTolMadge: Fuck tru
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Pegarita: Question
LittleRedDress: (Question, boku wa)
Pegarita: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR WEEB SHIT MARIA
Damilton: Sup Pegs
Pegarita: So we're watchin Miraculous
Pegarita: And their superhero costumes do literally nothing to hide their identites how do they not realise that they are like,,,, classmates
BenTolMadge: Because plot
Pegarita: stILL
Damilton: DONT QUESTION IT AND JUST ENJOY IT PEGGY
DangDiggityDosia: We are enjoying it this is hecking great
LittleRedDress: Im not watching it im watching anime
Pegarita: You hecking weeb
LittleRedDress: Welp
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MacaroniAndMe: Shit what was the pass mark for that assignment
Damilton: 40
MacaroniAndMe: Oh thank fuck i got 68
Damilton: Ah nice what is that like an A/B?
MacaroniAndMe: High B
Damilton: Ah nice
SicklyAndPrickly: How the heck did you get 68 i only got like 56
Damilton: I got 72
MacaroniAndMe: Was that the highest?
Damilton: Nah Sammy got 76
SicklyAndPrickly: Out of 80????
Damilton: Yea
LittleRedDress: Jesus Christ english sounds fucking stressful
Damilton: Nah not really,, its mainly just writing storys and descriptions
ABurrSir: Dont y'all do like,, poem analysis
Damilton: Some of us do if we took the double major of Lang and Lit but most didnt so ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
ABurrSir: That legitimately sounds so stressful tho
SicklyAndPrickly: It is for everyone except Alexander and Samuel
KinkGeorge: Samuels very good at that sort of thing.
Angeli-kickyourass: Yea lmao i remember in Like,,, senior year of high school he had this thing he wrote for debate that would of totally won the fucking debate except Alexander was his opponent and he just kinda
NarrativeControl: Destroyed every fibre of his being
Damilton: It was called "Free Thoughts" and it was rlly good but i couldnt just not win a debate and plus i got him icecream afterwards sooooooooo
BenTolMadge: I feel like that barely makes up for it
Damilton: hE was pretty chill with it tbh
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Trolley: Why is there a painting of Chris Jackson on my doorstep?
Turtle.boi: Its shit cause i rushed it but i figure you can hang it somewhere and claim you actually nabbed it
Trolley: Fuck John your a genius
ABurrSir: Please do not fuck John
SicklyAndPrickly: Please do not fuck John
Trolley: I aint gonna fuck John ya nasties i got Jemmy for that
Angeli-kickyourass: Wow, absolutely rude
Trolley: Love you two babs
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*BenTolMadge to MacaroniAndMe*
BenTolMadge: You gonna message me back, Thomas?
MacaroniAndMe: Eventually. I gotta think stuff out, ya know?
BenTolMadge: Aight, take your time, its okay.