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DangDiggityDosia: HEllo all its Theodosia Prevost Burr here with a fun life update
DangDiggityDosia: I have completed my Fashion Design exam and am fucking l i v i n g
4SetsOfCorsets: Fuck off i still have to do my interior design exam
DangDiggityDosia: Why did you take Fashion AND Interior design why do that to yourself
4SetsOfCorsets: I LOVE MY THROW PILLOWS THEODOSIA LET ME LIVE
Pegarita: Lmao me and Maria finished our exams like,,, a week ago, hunty, we been chilling tf out
Damilton: IM GLAD YOUR HAVING FUN MARGARITA
SicklyAndPrickly: MUST BE GREAT
MacaroniAndMe: GET OFF YOUR PHONES WE STILL HAVE 13 MORE POEMS TO REVISE THROUGH
Damilton: scREAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSS
LittleRedDress: Dear lord what the fuck
Pegarita: Eng lit and lang students (so those three) have 4 exams total but they all are really long and really confusing
Pegarita: They've done Eng Lit Paper 1 i think because i saw seabury stamping on a bunch of note cards and crying about a guy called Tybalt and i know that it wasnt his boyfriend because George wasnt there with him lmao
SicklyAndPrickly: THOSE WHERE PROBABLY TEARS OF JOY THE QUESTION WAS BOUT MALE AGGRESSION AND WE ALL WANTED A CONFLICT QUESTION
Damilton: JAMES EXPOSURE ISNT GONNA STUDY ITSELF
SicklyAndPrickly: I W I S H IT WOULD
LittleRedDress: My word
DangDiggityDosia: I dont think the maths kids are much better tbh i just heard Charles Lee screaming about Non calc trigonometry and i disntcly remember trigonometry literally requiring a calculator???
KinkGeorge: Oh yah we have to do trigonometry without calculators haha
KinkGeorge: Its g o n n a be g r e a t t
NarrativeControl: MINUS B PLUS/MINUS THE SQUARE ROOT OF B SQUARED MINUS 4 A C OVER 2 A
KinkGeorge: Will that be on the non calc paper?
NarrativeControl: AT THIS POINT ANYTHING COULD BE GEORGE
DangDiggityDosia: Lee doesnt seem very chill rn
KinkGeorge: No the poor dear has had to teach an impossible syllabus for a year and even he barely understands it
Pegarita: People forget that Charles Lee is like, only slightly older than us, honestly
BenTolMadge: Yea he's 25 he just managed to land a decent job really quickly
BenTolMadge: Also r.i.p yall i dont have any exams this year mine are next year
Pegarita: Sometimes i forget that this is only like our 2nd year of college
DangDiggityDosia: Same
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JeSuisChrist: My music practical examination is in 2 minuetes and i have not successfully lubricated my fingers yet
MacaroniAndMe: What the fuck
JeSuisChrist: I must lubricate my fingers to play the violin and the cello
Pegarita: You seem very chill today Thomas
MacaroniAndMe: Professor Washington is making us chill out so we're sat in his classroom playing music and just talking
MacaroniAndMe: He threw an Oreo bar at Alexander's head because he wont shut up about Kahoot
Turtle.Boi: Kahoot was my fucking Jam man
ABurrSir: How did your art examination go sweetie?
Turtle.Boi: I think it went okay? Our invigilator was so sweet honestly
ABurrSir: Which one was it?
Turtle.Boi: The old dude who looks sorta like a Brian
4SetsOfCorsets: OH MY GOD WE HAD HIM IN FASHION I LOVE HIM
ABurrSir: Thats good darling, you've probably smashed it ngl
LittleRedDress: Why are Aaron and John such goals honestly
DangDiggityDosia: I love them
DangDiggityDosia: also @Ben&Alexander i have a shit ton of spare fabric bits and Fat Quarters so i mean if y'all want dice bags for your dnd stuff
BenTolMadge: Ooh yas please my old ones so boring
DangDiggityDosia: I'm gonna send you some pictures of the fabric i've got and you can choose some
BenTolMadge: Yaaaaaaaaassssssss
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Damilton: We are still on this weird break thing and i need y'all to help me setlle and argument:
Damilton: WHICH QUICKSILVER DO YOU PREFER, X-MEN OR AVENGERS?
Turtle.Boi: X-Men
ABurrSir: X-Men
Pegarita: Which one is Evan Peters?
LittleRedDress: He's the X-Men one pegs and X-Men
BenTolMadge: X-Men
JeSuisChrist: X-Men
Pegarita: Oh then X-Men
DangDiggityDosia: Avengers
LittleRedDress: #Betrayal
4SetsOfCorsets: Avengers
Trolley: X-Men
Angeli-kickyourass: X-men
KinkGeorge: X-Men
NarrativeControl: X-Men
Damilton: SUCK IT THOMAS
MacaroniAndMe: OH MY GOD ALEXANDER
Damilton: X-MENS QUICKSILVER IS VERY PRECIOUS TO ME I WILL PROTECT HIM
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Trolley: This guy just sent me a dick pic
Trolley: He has a very crooked penis i dont think thats healthy
Angeli-kickyourass: Who tf was it i'll kick their ass
Trolley: Dont worry about it babs honestly i just blocked the guy
Angeli-kickyourass: I'll still kick their ass
Trolley: <3
Angeli-kickyourass: <3
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*Advanced Mathematics ft our Groovy Teacher*
KinkGeorge: Who named this fucking group chat again?
NarrativeControl: It was Bellamy let him live
J.Bellamy: Yea guys i like the group chat name
KinkGeorge: Shut up Bellamy
NarrativeControl: Shut up Bellamy
GeneralWhee: Guys be nice to Bellamy
J.Bellamy: Thank you sir
GeneralWhee: Shut up Bellamy
GeneralWhee: Okay so guys, i spoke to the exam invigilators, you are allowed to start crying in the exam hall but you gotta be quiet about it
KinkGeorge: Thank God
NarrativeControl: Am i allowed to bring a pillow to sit on? My hips always rag after exams
GeneralWhee: You may not, Sorry Eliza
NarrativeControl: This is so rude i have the hips of a 74 year old they h u r t
GeneralWhee: Ik ik it sucks but i dont make the rule's im sorry
GeneralWhee: Okay so tonight at my gym i'm doing a zumba/dance thing so y'all can come along and de-stress im keeping it restricted to y'all
NarrativeControl: I will probably be there
KinkGeorge: Yea same
GeneralWhee: Woo, see you there guys!
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*"Help Us"*
4SetsOfCorsets: Eliiiizzzzzaaaaaa
NarrativeControl: Herc im at Zumba what do you want
KinkGeorge: Eliza gimme your phone mines dying and sam wants sneaky pics of Professor Lee's ass
NarrativeControl: It is a nice butt
4SetsOfCorsets: I was gonna ask where you where but you answered my question so have fun hun
NarrativeControl: You are grossly adorable my word - George x
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*BenTolMadge to MacaroniandMe*
BenTolMadge: Good luck in your English exams xx
MacaroniAndMe: Thanks, I'm gonna need it xx
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