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Damilton: EXAMS ARE FUCKING OVER LETS GET FUCKIN WASTED
BenTolMadge: Im like 70% sure??? your not 21
Damilton: Im not
Angeli-kickyourass: THATS THE FIRST CONCRETE PROOF OF ALEXANDERS AGE GUYS
BenTolMadge: Im confused but fuck asking because y'all get wild sometimes
NarrativeControl: Can we not get turnt bc peggy just saw those messages and began dabbing
Damilton: Getting wasted is cancelled peggy ruined it
Pegarita: El i z a
LittleRedDress: Divorced
DangDiggityDosia: Double divorce
Pegarita: Maria shush you dab with me all the time
Trolley: a marriage torn apart by dabbing, tragic
Angeli-kickyourass: Babe you still do the whip dont hop into this discourse
Trolley: bITCH
ABurrSir: oh my go d
LittleRedDress: Divorce cancelled at least pegs isnt that bad
SicklyAndPrickly: Darling and Dearest i love you but you went to get me soup five minuetes ago and im dying and alone
Angeli-kickyourass: Omw i had to lock Darling out because she tried to attack me and nearly DROPPED THE SOUP
Trolley: THOMAS DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO JAMES DORM
Trolley: THOMAS
SicklyAndPrickly: Angelica please i just want cuddles please stop her yellin
Trolley: @MacaroniAndMe
Trolley: @MacaroniAndMe
Trolley: @MacaroniAndMe
MacaroniAndMe: DOLLEY MADISON I AMTRYING TO SUCK DICK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Damilton: WHOS DICK YOU SUCKING
MacaroniAndMe: WHY DIO YOU WANT TO KNOW
Damilton: I'M NOSEY
MacaroniAndMe: GO SUCK WASHINGTONS DICK
Damilton: I CANT
JeSuisChrist: Alexander dearest,,, you know summer break has begun, right?
Damilton: WA IT
4SetsOfCorsets: There he goes
NarrativeControl: He is gone
Damilton: IM T E X T I N G ITS SUMMER
Damilton: I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND
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Damilton: GEORGE
GWash(ingMachine): Yes sugar?
Damilton: I LOVE THE NICKNAME HOLY SHIT
Damilton: AND ITS FU CKIN SUMMER GEORGE
GWash(ingMachine): I am very aware, Alexander.
Damilton: G E O R G E
GWash(ingMachine): Do you want to go on a date Alexander?
GWash(ingMachine): A real, proper date, at a real restaurant?
Damilton: I THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER ASK
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Trolley: Alexander may be gone but i still want to know whos dick Thomas is/was sucking
KinkGeorge: He's gone offline so im assuming he is still sucking dick
JeSuisChrist: Where the fuck has Ben gone?
Angeli-kickyourass: Protesting, probably
SicklyAndPrickly: Why do i get sick at the start of summer? @God wyd
Trolley: You'll be fine, Handsome
Pegarita: Can we talk about the Goals ™️ nicknames y'all have?
LittleRedDress: Ikr i am li vi n g for them
Trolley: I'm glad we are such a cute couple
Angeli-kickyourass: s AmE
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Damilton: Ay so like, what do i wear on a date to a swanky restaurant?
JeSuisChrist: That emerald shirt you have, high waisted black pants, black flats.
4SetsOfCorsets: Wear your hair in a bun with bangs
Damilton: Where would i be without y'all?
Pegarita: Dead on an island in the Caribbean?
Damilton: Yea probably
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Turtle.Boi: Guys which skyrim faction should i join
Turtle.Boi: Stormcloak or Imperials
Angeli-kickyourass: What race are you
Turtle.Boi: High Elf
Pegarita: The Stormcloaks are assholes to elves
KinkGeorge: The Imperials help the Asshole Elves tho
Turtle.Boi: The Thalmer? Yea i hate them
Damilton: I have literally never played skyrim but i googled the names and from the wiki pages, The Stormcloak dudes hotter than the other guy
Turtle.Boi: Tru,,,
ABurrSir: babe,,, you're not even the dragonborn yet
Turtle.Boi: I'm planning ahead
Pegarita: Ulfric's hot but he's also a dick
KinkGeorge: Again, so is Tullius
Turtle.Boi: Should i marry Farkas or Vilkas?
KinkGeorge: Why do you want to marry one of them??
Turtle.Boi: Because i love them let me live
Pegarita: I always marry Vilkas, he is precious
ABurrSir: I always marry Ysolda bc money from shops
Pegarita: But Vilkas
ABurrSir: I want to point out that he hasnt even spoken to Balgruuf yet
Pegarita: John do the main quest gdi
Turtle.Boi: Ikik i need to meet the Daddy Shouty Dudes
KinkGeorge: I will never call them anything different from this point on
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MacaroniAndMe: Why does Disney have such good shows???
BenTolMadge: Ikr
Damilton: What are y'all watching?
MacaroniAndMe: Elana Of Avalor
Damilton: Oh i love that show? Its really good you wouldnt expect it from a kids show
DangDiggityDosia: Isnt that on Disney Junior?
BenTolMadge: It's on both Disney and Disney Junior
MacaroniAndMe: Its so nice tho you wouldnt believe
Damilton: Mateo is my fave
BenTolMadge: Armando tho??
MacaroniAndMe: Esteban needs to stop
Angeli-kickyourass: Y'all need to stop with the kids shows
Damilton: Tell producers to stop making kids shows engaging for adults then
JeSuisChrist: Alexander where are you?? It is very late???
Damilton: I am staying at GWash's
Pegarita: How do you even find these kids shows?
BenTolMadge: Peggy i have a child, remember?
JeSuisChrist: Make sure he uses a condom
Damilton: I will
Pegarita: Ohh yeah how is William?
MacaroniAndMe: This conversation has gone in so many directions
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DangDiggityDosia: George what is your country even doing
KinkGeorge: Do not get me fucking started
KinkGeorge: Our Government has been utterly destroyed honestly i dont know why Mother and Father havent removed that wretch from office
DangDiggityDosia: Yea she sucks but i was on about the newspaper bribing people to buy it?
KinkGeorge: Oh, those assholes
KinkGeorge: I believe the North are boycotting the paper so they thought bribing them with a measly five pounds is going to solve it.
KinkGeorge: I've been to dinner with the owner of that paper he is disgusting i must say
Pegarita: England is fucked up man
KinkGeorge: Everywheres fucked up
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Damilton: I would speak but like,,,, my throat is dead
GWash(ingMachine): If i knew that i could make you quiet down like this i would of done it sooner
Damilton: Yes because you could just shove your dick down my throat in the middle of class good idea George
GWash(ingMachine): Thats not what i meant and you know it, minx.
Damilton: Ooh, sexy nickname
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Trolley: Thomas who's dick where you sucking man i gotta know its been burning my head all day
BenTolMadge: Mine and we are very busy rn so if we could not text it would be g r e a t
Trolley: W A I T WHAT
LittleRedDress: CALLED IT PAY UP LAFAYETTE