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4SetsOfCorsets: ELIZA WHERE ARE YOU
NarrativeControl: ZUMBA WHERE ARE YOU
4SetsOfCorsets: APPARENTLY NOT AT ZUMBA WHY TF ARE YOU AT ZUMBA?
NarrativeControl: IM HERE WITH GEORGE FREDRICK AND SAMUEL
4SetsOfCorsets: You literally hang out with those people like never wtf
KinkGeorge: Math class zumba
NarrativeControl: Professor Lee runs a zumba thing and all of our math class goes bc its fun and he's fun
Damilton: Sam doesnt do math?
KinkGeorge: He likes watching professor lee he is crushing mega hard
NarrativeControl: And you'd think he'd see the boner Lee pops whenever he see's Sam in his zumba outfit but ya know
Damilton: Boy Blind?
KinkGeorge: Boy hella blind
Damilton: Rip
JeSuisChrist: ALEXANDER IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HOME
Damilton: I WAS DOING SCIENCE FUCK OFF
JeSuisChrist: THE AMOUNT OF FINGERS GWASH CAN GET IN YOU ISNT S C I E N C E
Damilton: It totally is and its 3 by the way
KinkGeorge: Good to know
4SetsOfCorsets: Eliza dearest darling dear
NarrativeControl: Yes, Hercules?
4SetsOfCorsets: I know you must be so busy with your zumba
4SetsOfCorsets: But my knitting stuff is in your appartment and i dont have a key
NarrativeControl: Alexander hop off washingtons dick for a second and let herc into my appartment
Damilton: Laf do me a favour and use my keys to let herc into eliza's appartment
JeSuisChrist: YEs Yes dear of course
Damilton: <3 <3
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GWash(ingMachine): Get off your phone we are cuddling dear
Damilton: Get off your phone and keep cuddling me wyd
GWash(ingMachine): Better?
Damilton: Very much so
Damilton: Your couch is so comfy??
GWash(ingMachine): It's expensive, i should hope so
Damilton: The view is so pretty aswell
GWash(ingMachine): Yes, Yes it is.
Damilton: Did you just kiss the back off my head
Damilton: Were you looking at me??
Damilton: I can feel your face heating up your so sappy oml
Damilton: I love you so much omg why are you like this
GWash(ingMachine): I love you too Honeypot
Damilton: NOW I'M BLUSHING STOP WITH THE CUTE NICKNAMES
GWash(ingMachine): I'll stop when you come up with something that beats the southern charm
Damilton: boi
GWash(ingMachine): Stop squirming and let me hug you
GWash(ingMachine): Oh your facing me now
Damilton: Stop texting and kiss me, asshole
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JeSuisChrist: Herc hurry up im being attacked by Phillip and Frances
4SetsOfCorsets: Yeye gimme a sec she's been using my purple wool
NarrativeControl: No i havent bitch i've been using your lialic wool
4SetsOfCorsets: Why tho i need it
NarrativeControl: I need it more tho
4SetsOfCorsets: But i need it tho
NarrativeControl: Why tho
JeSuisChrist: This is going to go on for a while isnt it
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*Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Three*
Pegarita: Okay so whats on the agenda today
LittleRedDress: I've got the groceries to shop for
LittleRedDress: Theo is working on a piece for a commission
LittleRedDress: You need to sleep because staying up all night watching anime isnt healthy
Pegarita: Devil is a Part-timer is so worth it though?
LittleRedDress: That may be but it was 13 episodes and you didnt sleep the night before
Pegarita: Karneval is also worth it
LittleRedDress: Go to sleep you weeb
Pegarita: Get me so pringles from the store?
LittleRedDress: Of course
Pegarita: DONT LEAVE WITHOUT KISSING ME
DangDiggityDosia: ME TOO I WOULD LIKE A GLORIOUS SMOOCH FROM MY LOVELY RED GODDESS
LittleRedDress: You are both f u c k i n g nerds
LittleRedDress: Nerds
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4SetsOfCorsets: Laf let me chill at your place
JeSuisChrist: Sure
4SetsOfCorsets: WoooooOoOOOOoooOOooOoOoo
JeSuisChrist: Am i gonna regret this?
BenTolMadge: Probs tbh
MacaroniAndMe: B o i
BenTolMadge: Oh yea sorry
JeSuisChrist: DONT LEAVE ME WITH HIM
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MacaroniAndMe: We really need to stop texting halfway through sex
BenTolMadge: So we've exchanged it for texting after sex?
MacaroniAndMe: I'm a little out of breath dear i dont think i can talk
BenTolMadge: Do you need your inhaler????
MacaroniAndMe: Nah nah i'm fine
MacaroniAndMe: I just want cuddles come here
BenTolMadge: That is a request i am always happy to oblige
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ABurrSir: This chat is a mess
Turtle.Boi: Yeah lmao
JeSuisChrist: Please save me herc wont stop singin
ABurrSir: Sorry we're on a date
4SetsOfCorsets: Let it GOOOOOOO
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Turtle.Boi: It's so quiet
ABurrSir: Why are you texting?
Turtle.Boi: Because its so quiet.
Turtle.Boi: Its nice
ABurrSir: Not as nice as your face though
Turtle.Boi: Aaron i s2g if you make me blush in this field i will end you
ABurrSir: Green and Red compliment each other well, dont you think?
Turtle.Boi: AAROn
ABurrSir: okAY ILL STOP DONT TICKLE ME
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Trolley: Lafayette how you doing buddy
JeSuisChrist: He's singing Moana now so im feeling better
Trolley: Thats good
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*Darling, Dearest, Jemmy*
Angeli-kickyourass: Honestly @James how tf are your arms long enough to reach round us both?
Trolley: Ikr i am in heaven honestly
Angeli-kickyourass: I am so snug rn
Angeli-kickyourass: i just love you both so much??? Ahh
Trolley: Fucking same i love you and i love james and why tf are we so sappy
Trolley: James is probably confused as to why we both just started crying
Angeli-kickyourass: Hug each other through Jemmy??
Trolley: Hugging through jemmy
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*Advanced Mathematics ft our Groovy Teacher*
GeneralWhee: I suppose i should change the chat name because im not your full time teacher next yer
KinkGeorge: We've still got you for Advanced Tutor right?
GeneralWhee: Yea dont worry
GeneralWhee: Why would i ditch you guys your my favourite class
NarrativeControl: Is that because we actually show up to your zumba class and bring a cute boy that your totally crushing on?
J.Bellamy: Who?
KinkGeorge: Shsh Bellamy
J.Bellamy: Rude
GeneralWhee: It may be due to that yes Eliza
GeneralWhee: But also because you guys are the first class to ask if they could cry in the exam and then go on to actually cry in the exam
*NarrativeControl set the chat name to "Advanced Maths with our Sweet Tutor Charles"*
GeneralWhee: awh, thank you Eliza
KinkGeorge: Bt in all seriousness we can hit you up with Sammy if you want
GeneralWhee: How would you do that?
KinkGeorge: Add y'all to a group chat?
NarrativeControl: Help Us has nearly 15 people in it George
GeneralWhee: Maybe wait a bit, George
KinkGeorge: Okay Okay
KinkGeorge: Gonna do it eventually tho
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NarrativeControl: Herc come over
4SetsOfCorsets: Why?
NarrativeControl; Why do you think?
4SetsOfCorsets: OMW
JeSuisChrist: Thank the lord
Damilton: Lafayette i'm on my way home
JeSuisChrist: Woo we can watch this anime Peggy recomended
Damilton: Sexy Mc'Donalds satan?
JeSuisChrist: Sexy Mc'Donalds Satan.