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BenTolMadge: QUICK EMERGENCY ARE ANY OFF YOU FREE RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND
Damilton: Uhh Yeah i am?? Whats up??
BenTolMadge: MY EX NEEDED TO GO HOME FOR AN EMERGENCY AND SHE COULDN'T TAKE WILLIAM SMITH SO I'M LOOKING AFTER HIM AND NEED HELP
Damilton: Where's Thomas?
MacaroniAndMe: I cannot handle small children very well so i am at home.
Damilton: Ah k yeah sure I'll be right over
BenTolMadge: Thank God
Angeli-kickyourass: Ben is this really the first time you've looked after your son alone?
BenTolMadge: No but i need groceries and dont have a buggy so Alexander is gonna be babysitting lmao
Damilton: You say that like i'll be out of depth i have a younger sibling you know
BenTolMadge: Peggy's like a year younger than you?
Damilton: Something like that and im talking about baba Phillip Jeremiah not Peggy
BenTolMadge: ,,, did your parents have another kid after adopting one??
Pegarita: Yeah they're weird like that
Damilton: Your son is so cute Ben holy shit?
BenTolMadge: Isnt he just k i'll be like 30 mins tops dont kill him bye
Damilton: Y'all check your snaps im spamming this child he is so cute
Pegarita: Holy shit he is
Angeli-kickyourass: Shit i kinda want one but fuck the pain of shoving one out of me ya feel
Damilton: Adopt then?
Angeli-kickyourass: Oh shit yea
SicklyAndPrickly: Sweetie i love you but can you not discuss children while we are in college??
Angeli-kickyourass: Of course, this is all speculation for the future
Trolley: Yeah we havent even decided if we want a house or a fancy appartment yet lets wait until we decide on that
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NarrativeControl: Attention my siblings; Please tell me you guys have remembered that we go home in 3 days?
Pegarita: Wait what
NarrativeControl: you know, for the big fuck off barbecue Dad has every year that we must attend as heirs to the fortune?
Damilton: Why do we have to go? Angelica's the one getting the estate? She's the oldest?
Pegarita: And the wittiest?
NarrativeControl: Yes but the gossip in this city is insidious so we've all got to attend
Pegarita: Honestly rude @NYC
Angeli-kickyourass: Fuck thats in 3 days??? I dont even have a dress what the fuck
Damilton: Just wear your ballgown and slay all the snooty assholes?
Angeli-kickyourass: Fuck true lets do that
BenTolMadge: Alexander how is William???
Damilton: He's chilling out watching Elana of Avalor he's good
BenTolMadge: Good good! I'm on my way back now!
NarrativeControl: Whatever you wear just remember to pack for a week bc that how long we're staying
Damilton: Ughhhhhhhhhhh
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4SetsOfCorsets: Wait does that mean i dont get to see you for an entire week Eliza?
NarrativeControl: We can video call dont worry x
Damilton: Wait shit i wont get to see George ugggghhhhhh
Angeli-kickyourass: Can we not bring dates to this???
NarrativeControl: Again, I'd like to remind you that the rich upper class of NYC mainly consists of republican assholes, who wouldnt take kindly to Poly's and gays
Pegarita: Assholes
NarrativeControl: Ikr
Damilton: Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Damilton: George you need to learn how to video call right now this second
GWash(ingMachine): May I ask why?
Damilton: Bc I go away to my family's for a week in 3 days so we gotta be able to communicate
GWash(ingMachine): Ah, all right then, I'll ask Martha how to do it at once
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BenTolMadge: I'm back and have groceries and they are both asleep on my couch what the fuck he was active like 10 minutes ago
Pegarita: The Power of Alexander Hamilton-Schuyler: Putting babies to sleep so he can nap
BenTolMadge: I'm just gonna cover them with a blanket they look adorable
Pegarita: Holy shit snap me
SicklyAndPrickly: Peggy I'm suprised you've been sending so much without your signifs being here?? Where they at?
Pegarita: Maria is working at MWash's firm and doesnt have her phone and Theo and Aaron have gone to a family thing and John's gone with em
4SetsOfCorsets: Plus Laf and George Fred have both gone home to their various palaces
Trolley: Everyones just fucking gone lmao
Trolley: James what are we doing while Angelica is at her parents???
SicklyAndPrickly: Idk i was planning on eating ice-cream and crying until she got back tbh
Angeli-kickyourass: Gdi you gays go do something fun while im gone
Trolley: We could go to that poetry reading thing?
SicklyAndPrickly: Yeaah
SicklyAndPrickly: Still gonna be sad tho
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Damilton: IM AWAKE
NarrativeControl: It's been like 4 hours wtf
BenTolMadge: Yeah William woke up after like half an hour i just left Alexander to it
Pegarita: Honestly Goals
Damilton: i am very bleary rn
BenTolMadge: Just go back to sleep my dude
Damilton: Ughhhhhhhhhhh
BenTolMadge: He's asleep again
Pegarita: Still goals
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MacaroniAndMe: Dear fucking lord kill me why is it so cold?
Pegarita: It's not?
MacaroniAndMe: it is wtf
MacaroniAndMe: My dorm feels like someone left air conditioning on for hours??
NarrativeControl: Which block are you in? i know that B block is having issues with their air conditioning bc someone fucked with it
MacaroniAndMeL Fuckkkk im in B Block
Pegarita: Rip
MacaroniAndMe: Fuck it BEn im coming to your place its too cold here
BenTolMadge: Thats chill i just put William to bed and Alexander is still asleep on the couch
MacaroniAndMe: woo lets eat some fucking taco's or something
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Damilton: Why can i hear people having sex
Damilton: WAIT OMG EW IS THAT THOMAS AND BEN
Damilton: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WHEN IM ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
Angeli-kickyourass: ALEXANDER ITS LIKE 11PM SHUT UP
Damilton: TELL THEM TO SHUT UP THIS IS TERRIFYING
MacaroniAndMe: ALEXANDER OH MY GOD WHY
Damilton: YOU WHERE GONNA WAKE UP THE BABY
Angeli-kickyourass: WHAT DID HE DO???
MacaroniAndMe: THIS LITTLE BITCH FUCKING BURST INTO BENS ROOM
MacaroniAndMe: BLINDFOLDED
MacaroninAndMe: AND STARTED HURLING PILLOWS IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE BED
Damilton: t H E B A B Y
BenTolMadge: This is literally so funny oh my God
Angeli-kickyourass: I'm screaming Good night you fucking weirdo's